Official Guinness World Record holder for the fastest marathon dribbling two basketballs. 03:50:26. Runner, photographer, Brittany owner & childminder.
London, England
Joined January 2015
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We'll think twice before visiting Bromley @Tesco twice in one day again, because I don't want to have to contest a parking fine every time we do! Thanks to @HorizonParking and their shoddy systems that have fined us for the arrival of our first visit and departure of our second.
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The sun is shining today! 🌞 It shines in October, too 😎.
The Petts Wood 10K.
Sunday 13th October 2024.
Our photography team will make you look cool even without the shades.
pettswoodrunners.org
@cpfunrunners @Orprunners @DartfordRR @DartfordHarrier @dulwichrunners
"Now put his home insurance up by 53%, even though he's never made a claim in his entire life!"
Are you having a ******* laugh, @MORETHAN
#ripoffbritain #insurancescam #insurance #insurancerenewal #takingthepiss
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You incompetent clowns @MORETHAN! 🤡
Including your internal email conversations about not doing anything in the thread when you eventually (and far too late) respond to a customer! 🤦♂️
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I've decided I don't want to read the book that Liz Truss has written, for the same reason that I wouldn't want to read a postcard from someone who burgled my house to pay for their holiday and left a turd in the fireplace.
You really ought to be able to order the same 10.5UK trail shoe you've been buying for years and expect it to fit, even if they have tweaked the design a little. ☹️ @inov_8
They'll need to come back for a UK 10 @sportsshoes_com
Watch this. Please. ❤️
𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.
Check in on those around you.
#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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A cautionary tale about the perils of waking early and going for a jog.
#running #ukrunchat #parkrun #parkrunuk
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Utter shambles. That's all I should say. Except to apologise to the volunteer who was the straw that broke the camel's back. Tried to insist I take an XL shirt (because that's what it said on my emergency bib). I'm 60kg!
@LondonMarathon #vitality10k #shambles #pissupinbrewery
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Come and join us for another Petts Wood 10K on Sunday 8th October. We've submitted a request for the same weather as last year.
pettswoodrunners.org/
Superb multi-terrain race. Sign up now.
The wait is over. Forget about all that chocolate you ate over Easter and secure your place in the Petts Wood 10K. You'll feel much better.
Race day, 8th October 2023.
See runbritain.com/RaceDetail.as…
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You know that saying, "Let sleeping dogs lie"? Well has anyone told the dogs? This one woke me up on the sofa with a squeaky toy.
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Dear Elderly Relative,
Thank you very much for the money you put in our card this year. We put it towards having the heating on Christmas day.
#CostOfLivingCrisis #EnergyCrisis #energybills #ChristmasPresent
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Every year at the Petts Wood 10K we have surprise tail runners, only revealed on the morning. To this day though, we still don't know the true identity of those two on the right from last year.
Join us for the 2022 race in 11 days!
Sunday 9th October.
pettswoodrunners.org
