rodent/freak pissed off taken: malfoid

Hagworts
Joined September 2026
He brought this upon himself.
Replying to @HowlingSplinter
yet my DMs remain empty
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Sometimes you gotta pretend the urinal is a hot chick to help cope with the cruelties of life as a sensitive young nationalist.
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BRING BACK THE WEBLEY MK IV
The Model 1917 & Model 22 ARE BACK!
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The haters are all non-affirming bigots the way they deny that I’m him.
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Replying to @HowlingMalfoid0
I do HVAC and I hate Hitachi, malfoid
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If it doesn’t piss everywhere when it gets excited, I don’t want it.
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Replying to @lilbooty_ry
That’s you. And all the piss I could muster. Freak
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Kathryn Winnick could stab me to death with a rusty spoon and I’d thank her btw
I need to get a blonde who hates me so our Halloween outfits go insanely hard #scaringmygirlsobadherhairturnswhitelikemalfoid
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