@HowlingTemplar

Crusade/Freak

 Norwoods
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Joined October 2025
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I was hesitant when she first mentioned the bull, but seeing her blindfolded and writhing with lust, I’ve never felt less a fool. An eternity of ecstasy is written on her face, forever transfixed, as the Minotaur’s spear length phallus blooms through her cervix.
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The fawn response in real time. Got her right where you want her champ.
HowlingKanye
@HowlingKanye5h
Found out the cute barista’s shift ends at 9 and showed up with flowers to surprise her. After her eyes did a thing I’d only ever seen on deer, I watched as she backed across the parking lot with keys clenched between the knuckles of her shaking fist. Ball is in her court now.
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A girl asked me if I was gay at the bar the other day. I replied with a smirk: “Only one way to find out darlin’… ” So now I’m struggling to pick an outfit for my date with her cute friend Craig tomorrow night.
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The world is too beautiful to let women run rampant and ruin it.
sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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Hey @grok what are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?
Boovril-Gesellschaft
@BovrilGOct 26
Hey @grok what are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me
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She was a five and they were guys.
ava@awtisymOct 26
she was a burger he was a king
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Walked past a single mom sitting down as her daughter danced about. We did the white people smile as I passed. Chanced a last glance and she was already staring at me, a tiredness in her eyes I only ever see in the mirror. The old war wound flares up. Another coward’s death.
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elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10
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HowlingKnight retweeted
HowlingMutant
@Howlingmutant0Oct 23
Ive been dealing with psychic turmoil with the release of the Elizabeth Holmes documentary and the revelation that I had been having an affair with her husband. Ive used the medium of AI rap video to work through this: this is my trauma. (Made with SLOPCANNON)
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When she says I’m old enough to be her dad
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Turns out the woke side ending is the bad one. Who’d of thought?
BioWare
@biowareOct 21
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“Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like jism that has been spread over too much face.”
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Ran into a handicapable demisexual orc they/them in front of an ableist stairway. I did my best as a white man of privilege to listen and learn to this strong, proud minority voice, but my squire stabbed her in the back in the middle of explaining polycule dynamics.
🤖 Made with AI
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Crisp chill in the air. Leaves turning all shades of sunset. A knit beanie covering up my long receded hairline, getting me eye fucked by single mothers while cruisin the park. Autumn is back baby.
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Stepped out into the woods with Knight for a quick sidequest. We met a dark elf. "Niggas this a robbery" he said. I had the cage of prematurity equipped so I zapped him with a lightning bolt.
🤖 Made with AI
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I think it’s great women like whores at the gym, I just wish they would act the part. Tried giving a gal a 50 for a little “clean and jerk” behind the dumpster and the look she gave me! Don’t wear the uniform if you can’t do the job sister.
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Replying to @HowlingTemplar
Her dad says it's algebra but he's just trying to make 37 go into 13
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RT @MUTANTCOINonSOL: Asmongold watching himself in the latest $MUTANT promo.
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I was gobsmacked when the bull and my ex-wife asked me to officiate their wedding. Of course I said yes. We’re workshopping his vows tonight and tomorrow I’m helping her choose the perfect princess dress. I just love love.
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When I say my future wife is at home doing her algebra homework I never expected her dad to be on board.
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