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Joined November 2022
No way. CC: @Criminalsimpson
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If you’re deeply upset that Samuel Sey will be deported for violating our immigration laws, you essentially support amnesty. Demanding exceptions for illegals simply because they’re “good Christians” is the exact same argument RINOs used for years to promote amnesty. If this becomes a reason to block deportations, every illegal will suddenly become a devout churchgoer and liberals will insist MS-13 are actually youth pastors. If you break the law, you go home. There should be no exceptions.
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I can smell your sad earnestness through your lowercase sentence btw. Stop writing like an abused dog. Take it seriously
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Asked these guys if they could watch my car for a sec while I run in the gas station and grab an Arnold Palmer.
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I leave my giant bowl of candy on the porch for one second and a bunch of kids come up and start taking it. That was my dinner you fuckers
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"Queers are the backbone of fandoms."
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young mongolian buddhist monk playing counter strike in the 2000s
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wasted dudes are coming back from a party with girls and i can hear them laughing and puking outside my window and im in my gay fucking room watching oneyplays
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With AI Agent, you can attend meetings at a quantum level. You can reject candidates before they even apply.
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It's funny all those SNL cast members think they bring something to the table, and wouldn't be giving handjobs under a bridge if Lorne Michaels had good taste.
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Boss: You're fired Me, pausing mgs2 on the company's computer: why
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Zero Dark Thirty-style torture scene, but it's your wife interrogating you over which shade of cream white to paint the guest bedroom.
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I would donate time and money to North Korea's ICBM program if it meant Dimes Square was the first target.
Omg @nathanfielder ‘s headphones from the documentary are $7.99 and you can buy them.
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punching houdini in the gut so hard he dies probably felt amazing. lets see you escape this you fucking freak
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A brave little dog named Benny successfully chased a neighborhood bear out of his North Carolina family's backyard. Benny's owner told ABC News that the little Yorkie "goes after any animal in our yard regardless of size." abcnews.link/1zlSII1
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This is the last picture you will ever see of Buzz. Say goodbye guys. I’m boiling him tonight and I’m having Buzz Soup for dinner
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She didn't learn anything.
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Coolest guy alive tbh
my lyft driver has a phone dedicated to fire gif
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In all seriousness someone should get the art out of the louvre
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Homeless guy outside the port authority absolutely abusing his cock this morning
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