A United Airlines flight to Newark was diverted back to Las Vegas shortly after takeoff Saturday after a passenger wrote that he was going to “hijack” the plane.

“Premarital counseling could never have prepared me for the amount of hair I find everywhere in our home.”

“I’ve kept my mouth shut for a long time,” Fox News alum Janice Dean — who has multiple sclerosis — said of “mean girl” Kelly.

This behavior is common in older men, experts said.

“I want one in every color,” says one reviewer.

Reviewers say it will “eliminate all those bad smells in your mouth, no matter the time and day.”

“It helps soften the wrinkles around my eyes and mouth. It has a nice scent and feels like butter.”

“I spent my entire adult life in near-constant pain, working full time and pretending my condition was no big deal. Maybe it didn’t have to be that way.”

“I can’t wear any other shoe now. It literally feels like I am walking barefoot, or like I’m walking on a cloud.”

Andre McKechnie, 55, who is serving a life sentence for murder, argued in court that withholding the polarizing yeast-based spread breached his human right to “enjoy his culture as an Australian.”