Them: Does your dog bite?
Me: Worse, he illegally votes in US elections. #Elections2026
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This app is gonna be insufferable all day so here’s Dusty Rhodes talking about Hard Times to get us through
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Already hearing rumors from my sources about some rigged and stollen situations
Buckle up
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There have been 1,277 editions of the @AP_Top25 since October 19th, 1936. This week’s poll is the first time ever that @UKFootball is ranked higher in the AP Poll than Alabama, Michigan, Nebraska, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Tennessee.
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If three kids in your son’s class dress as Spider-Man, you are legally required to take this photo.
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in america they shun you if you're a politician who has sex with adults instead of children
Townhall is reporting that James Talarico was on the hookup website Fling and had his interests listed as group sex.
The email was confirmed as Talarico's, along with other personal information.
The account was created when he began teaching middle schoolers.
Talarico has previously been caught following pornographers.
Follow: @AFpost
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I hate Texas Halloween, wym you're Hank & Peggy Hill after Hank accidentally became a pimp
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"New records obtained by KARE 11 show the company that owned a vacant private prison in Appleton, Minnesota offered to sell it to the state in 2025 for $75 million.
One year later, the Trump administration agreed to use taxpayer funds to buy the same abandoned prison from CoreCivic, Inc., for $495.6 million.
The price difference, $420 million, is more than taxpayers are estimated to have lost in Minnesota’s much-publicized Feeding Our Future fraud scandal." kare11.com/article/news/inve…
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Harrison Butker told women to stay in the kitchen, and he's not even the worst person in the Chiefs' kicking room. What a time...
Chiefs are signing K Justin Tucker to their practice squad, as @SamMcDowell11 reported. Tucker hasn’t kicked in the NFL since 2024 after violating the NFL’s personal-conduct policy following allegations of sexual misconduct.
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According to a recent study by a reputable researcher, the average Democratic politician has PERSONALLY transgendered between six and twelve children.
While these numbers may seem low, consider how new the technology is. The transgender machines are only getting faster.
Wow.
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Fucking dying at Clay Travis LYING ABOUT GOING TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY WHEN HE WAS A KID LOLOLOL
Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26.
@Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia:
“We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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You’d have to be a massive pervert to turn this into anything sexual.
That’s exactly why this innocuous moment is BLOWING up on leftist feeds.
I don’t even understand what could be dirty about this. These liberals are just massive freaks.
