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Dallas, TX
Joined July 2008
The Simpsons doesn't predict anything we just haven't fixed any of America's problems since 1989.
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Not enough people are talking about the fact that Elon Musk's attorney might get elected to Congress next week
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Listening to the audiobook of Matthew Cole's new book about Kushner and MBZ. It happens to be narrated by the guy that has narrated a few of the Star Trek audiobooks I've enjoyed. So I associate this dude's voice with Spock.
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Put some respect on Malt-O-Meal right now
Cheerios is boldly going where no cereal has gone before: a resealable Ziploc bag. The option will be available on Original and Honey Nut Cheerios beginning Tuesday, online at Walmart, before rolling out to retailers nationwide in the coming months. wapo.st/4ibAkPi
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I'm back in the gym
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Nathan retweeted
contradictions under capitalism are heightening, parasitic capital in the imperial core refuses to make even the smallest concessions to the working class w modest social democracy. abdul isn’t even a socialist, and yet the media still considers his populist demands a bridge too far. we must continue to organize. soon big tech & the remaining us business tyrants will have a big decision to make; will they continue the democratic experiment, or will they see fascism as the only stable path for continued extraction. to the third world our impact has been violent and destabilizing, but now, imperialism will turn inward - we must fight back against it. this will be an existential struggle.
"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?" Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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I have just published a piece that is very important to me. It's about why so many "progressives" and people on "the left" are lying to us right now about crime, safety, and repression, and what we should be doing instead. equalityalec.substack.com/p/…
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Technically Michael Myers is a killer clown
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Continued planned perving on women designed to distract from how often he's talking about dudes' asses
Trump, to an audience member: I love you too, darling. I have no idea where you are, but you sound good to me. Oh, there she is. I do love you, actually. I'll get myself into political trouble. They have beautiful women in Mississippi, I can tell you. We love you, Donald. They're so beautiful. It's crazy. But you know, I'm not allowed to say that a woman's beautiful because that's usually the end of your political career, so I will not say it. Excuse me for saying that you're beautiful, darling.
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Two FBI agents purportedly saw a UFO earlier this year, according to records released Friday by the Pentagon.
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I am cordially inviting CBP Commissioner Rodney Scott to backpack the Outer Mountain Loop with me and experience why many locals are skeptical of this (alongside the 66 years of data suggesting that regardless of what’s happening on the border, Big Bend remains pretty static)
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Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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The only thing AI would really be useful for in my day to day life would be reverse image search and its not even good at that
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I certainly believe Barnum, but that Bailey guy just seems like a carnival barker to be honest.
Duncan Trussell just asked Joe Rogan point blank: “Do you believe David Grusch?” Rogan: “What Bob Lazar says is way more … compelling.” “All that stuff turned out to be accurate.” “Element 115 was accurate.” “He was 100% an employee there.” “He knew exactly where Area S4 was when it was completely classified.” “There’s photos of the actual fucking hangar doors that he described decades earlier.” “The ship [he worked on], it’s supposed to be a recovered craft.” “It was very obvious that it was designed for tiny little things, like 3-foot-tall creatures.” “There was no controls.” “They controlled it, but with their mind.” “He said that there was 2 different generators inside of it.” “One of them was for going insanely fast.” “They removed the one that made you go insanely fast because apparently they couldn’t control it.” “Grusch hasn’t had any personal experiences of note.” “There was no thing where he was in the presence of a ship.” “No thing where he communicated with a being.” “I take that as seriously as I take everybody else that’s telling me a story.” @joerogan @kurtmetzger @duncantrussell
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Musk has never actually read Stranger in a Strange Land and I refuse to stop using the word Grok in its historical meaning.
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Spooky Sunday cat nap
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Early this year, I visited Ingram, a TX town of ~1,900, to check out a tip. The area was starting to recover from its worst flood in a century. But as Latino workers drove to jobsites to help rebuild, the tipster said, a cop in a black Dodge Charger kept stopping them ... 🧵
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Cooler weather is rolling in across North America, so it’s time to trade out those summer fits — with a little help from our (bird) friends. 🍂❄️ Consider this your official “steal the look” roundup, fall edition. Which look should we do next? abcbirds.org/birds
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The Goosebumps Dog!
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Guy who can't create a reliable drone platform wants to make cyborg dire wolves
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