I can’t help but wonder- what do they use as lubricant in gay porn, as dicks are going in and out of asses and mouths. Can’t be regular lube. Right? So what do they use? Anyone know?? #gaysex #lube

Anyone know what happened to SebastianCums? He’s no longer @sebastiancums. What happened to that mega shooter?? 💦💦🤤🤤

Is it worth starting an Onlyfans? I don’t even know how it works. Does HUGE pipe really have an audience? 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🍆🍑 #onlyfans #hugepipe #hugecock

I need someone in Atlanta to feed me some dick!! 🤤🤤🤤

Debating whether to go driving tonight or sit home watching Porn and edging myself for a few hours until I shoot a massive load. 🤔🤔 #edgecum #porn #cumbucket #hungcock

Hypothetically: Could a gay man who doesn’t have the hottest body out there, but does have a huge cock and loves to play with his ass, start an OnlyFans page? Would anyone even subscribe? Is it worth looking into? What do you think? 🤔🤔 #onlyfans

So @lyft @AskLyft asks for $23BILLION in an IPO, and then hours later.... #lyftfail #23cents

Hey @lyft @AskLyft, I’m driver and was dropping one rider off at the same place as I was picking up my next rider. P1 exited and P2 entered, but your app crashed and I didn’t get to end Ride1 and start Ride2. But P2 was already in my car, so I still drove him. How do I get paid??

Hey @lyft @AskLyft, look at this ride from yesterday. Not sure what’s worse...that you charged a rider the $6 Cancellation Fee and did NOT pay it to me, or the fact that you made over $10 more than me on this ride. You made 62% and I only made 38%. My car. My gas. My time. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Good afternoon @AskLyft @lyft, what happened to Driver Phone Help/Support? Why is email the only option? Is something going on? Have you eliminated phone support for drivers? Would appreciate knowing how I can speak with someone regarding help on a specific ride. Thanks! #HELP

If you’re attending the @atlsuperbowl53 @SuperBowl, be warned! Many streets near @MBStadium will be blocked off. Work with your @Uber Driver to ensure a smooth pickup after the game! Don’t blame them! #SuperBowlLIII #SuperBowlSunday #ATLTraffic #SuperBowl53 #uber #Patriots #Rams

Anyone in Atlanta headed to @atlsuperbowl53 @SuperBowl, be aware- the City of Atlanta has provided @Uber with a map of streets that are closed off. Don’t blame drivers that you will have to be dropped off/ picked up several blocks from the stadium! Not our fault! #SuperBowlLIII

Two blond riders.Talking about a guy 1 likes. Both going to see Sam Hunt. Friend says text and ask if he "likes Sam's bro Mike." #MikeHunt

Sure you can make a stop "on the way." If only you knew what "on the way" meant! FYI: Boston is not on the way from NYC to D.C.! Moron!

When I pulled up at the rider's house, I saw a @realDonaldTrump bumper sticker on his car. I wanted to punch him (the rider) in the face!

He just dumped her mid-ride. I'm not sure if the remaining 17 min of the trip will be more awkward for him, her or me!! #TheUberDiaries