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Was arguing with my wife over “which one is the hottest” in the Corpse Bride and apparently even in the world of claymation “the dead one” is still never a good answer
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I’d rather kill myself then live like this
Riley Reid says her boyfriend could tell she had an anal scene scheduled just by what she ate for dinner; she quit gangbangs for him, and he then asked her to stop filming with men altogether.
“My career started to pop off in the anal department, and that’s where his insecurities started.”
“When you’re doing anal, you can’t eat certain foods.”
“When I was just regularly working, he’d ask, ‘What do you want for dinner?’ and I’d say, ‘Whatever.’”
“But when I had a special anal scene, I had to have this and this and this.”
“When she’s not eating normal, that means she has anal the next day.”
“I ended up quitting gangbangs for him.”
“I gave him power.”
“Then he was like, ‘Will you just quit doing boy-girl?’”
“He wanted me to quit my job and everything.”
Beast mode
"I had three beers, okay!"
Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would ‘fire all Republicans’.
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I’m not a conspiracy theorist but Mitch McConnell has definitely died and they replaced him with a much younger sexier clone
The future sucks
German police have seized a humanoid robot after it allegedly touched a 16-year-old girl in an indecent manner and made sexually suggestive gestures toward her. Investigators were trying to determine Wednesday whether the robot's actions were deliberately controlled by two young men who apparently livestreamed the incident in the western city of Cologne on social media. cbsn.ws/4yim6Rq
