[Temp info] -Handsome Jack from BL2. I'll do AUs where he's alive again for BL3/4 chars. - NSFW/LEWD but I'll do sfw rp. -NO MINORS. -Not new to character but i've been on hiatus for some time. -Female writer, you can call me Devi

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𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ · Sep 29, 2025 · 3:46 PM UTC

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ@Hyperionomicon29 Sep 2025

LITERATE RP ONLY. if you cannot write without persistent grammatical and structural errors in your writing I am not going to interact w you! The only exception is if you’re a non native English speaker then it’s fine.

Pam Winston Papsmear · Sep 28, 2025 · 3:33 PM UTC

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Pam Winston Papsmear@PamWinstonP28 Sep 2025

Preparing for war and psychological torture (Monday)

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𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ · Sep 28, 2025 · 6:31 AM UTC

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ@Hyperionomicon28 Sep 2025

Youre lucky I like my robot mistresses with a little fight in ‘em…. Within reason, that is. Consider that ass Hyperion property.

ً ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍@PRRFCTN28 Sep 2025

i do not obey, but i will offer my services. i like to hunt, preferably people. weapons, and big robots to fight in. you help me and i help you. you would be a fool to turn me away. ( not a very direct answer, but she approaches him. hand resting at hilt of sword. )

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𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ · Sep 28, 2025 · 5:57 AM UTC

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ@Hyperionomicon28 Sep 2025

Nothings ever free, pumpkin. My price is complete obedience. You hand over the keys to the kingdom, I scrape the ‘parasite’ off the windshield. Everybody wins— Nah. Just me. I win. How bad you want it, baby?

ً ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍@PRRFCTN28 Sep 2025

hn. and you would do this free of cost. for the ( joyyy ) of it. there are two inhabitants in this body. you will rid me of this parasite.

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𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ · Sep 28, 2025 · 5:35 AM UTC

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ@Hyperionomicon28 Sep 2025

COOL STORY, TOASTER. We’ll see how funny you think it is when I upload your SCREAMING consciousness into a claptrap unit. Yeah. No more showboating for you, CUPCAKE. Just showtunes and an inexplicable fear of stairs.

ً ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍@PRRFCTN28 Sep 2025

if i was capable i think i would laugh .

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𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ · Sep 28, 2025 · 5:08 AM UTC

𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊 .ᐟ@Hyperionomicon28 Sep 2025

Heard one of you vault humpers call me a “tyrant” and a “dictator” and a “megalomaniac.” Big words for the type of guys who probably eat their own shoes. I mean it, not being sarcastic at all. I’m impressed Anyway I prefer “benevolent god emperor”,

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