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Laravel developer Lead developer for Clemson's Learning Institute.

Columbia, SC
Joined March 2008
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Hope ya'll enjoyed COVID for servers.
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.@columbiasc @colamayor Your friendly neighborhood playground inspectors came by Finlay Park to see how things are going. Looking great!!!
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.@jesseleite85 hey! sorry to bug you – quick Statamic question. I have a collection 'categories' and want to filter by a taxonomy term. {{ collection:categories groups:is='snow'}} I googled everywhere and can't find it. what's the syntax for this?
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Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about cohousing - a different approach to building neighborhoods. Link below.
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Stephen Bateman retweeted
What it's like on Вӏսеskу right now…
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I don't want my website to rely on how nice a billionaire is.
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.@colamayor @CityofColumbia we are *beyond* excited for extending the vista greenway onto the canal! 😄😄😄😄 Can’t wait to never need to cross Huger at 5 on a bike!
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We've had some behavior challenges with our four-year-old, so naturally I made a reward chart web app. 😂 After 20 checkmarks, it literally fires confetti.js. There's a good chance that confetti.js will be the best parenting I do all year.
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Political consultant: "We will position your campaign as a more 'normal' alternative. Do you have any skeletons in your closet?" RFK: "Nope! It was never in the closet."
Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one, @NewYorker…
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The weather app needs to figure out how to present this better. How can there be a severe thunderstorm watch and almost no change of rain. Which is it?!
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.@DCoulbourne @inxilpro Today at work: "Yea, that data is gone. If only we had used Verbs..." Ya'll are changing the world, one irritated project manager at a time. 🤣
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I've seen bad CAPTCHA but seriously what is this.
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Every time I want to tell someone on the internet that they’re wrong… I don’t. And then I literally pat myself on the back. But guys I just saw the most wrong person you wouldn’t even believe it.
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My favorite Olympics fact… Of all the olympians to ever compete, four people have won nine gold medals in their career. Michael Phelps has 23.
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Podcasts…Spotify…YouTube. None of them believe their users have children. So instead, the algorithm just assumes that I’m equally interested in World War I and Sleepy Sheepy. -_-
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It's 2024... My browser is more capable than all of Windows 2000 was. And yet <select multiple="true"> was too much to ask. -_-
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Just found a "control panel" Chrome extension for this site that is really great. Not linking to it but definitely worth the install.
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