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Kampala, Uganda
Joined March 2012
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My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years oldโ€ฆ my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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Josh Ruby retweeted
is this how man united fans feel after every game
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We have our answer now. Pretty obvious that Howard Webb has instructed his shit cunt referees to target us.
Cole Palmer wasnโ€™t sent of for this . Imagine if it was an Arsenal player
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Josh Ruby retweeted
People forced the dictator gimmick on Mbappe, made endless jokes and memes about him being a dictator, and that was all fine? But the moment he laughs at one of those memes and calls an actual dictator a dictator, suddenly everyone draws the line? Get the f*ck out of here!
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Josh Ruby retweeted
Max got a red for kicking out after a rough challenge on Oct 4 for England. To get sent off for the same thing in the same month is plain stupid. Mikel is bang on to give him a mouthful. Donโ€™t make the same mistake twice.
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Just remembered that i had planned to set off from at 5am for a function in Ntungamo๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€. Set off time adjusted to 3am
๐๐Œ ๐๐š๐›๐›๐š๐ง๐ฃ๐š ๐€๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐‚๐ฅ๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ƒ๐š๐ฒ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐Ž๐œ๐ญ๐จ๐›๐ž๐ซ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ The Rt. Hon. Robinah Nabbanja, Prime Minister of Uganda, has announced that the fourth National Cleaning Day will take place on Saturday, October 31, 2026, from 7:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m., with activities conducted simultaneously across the country. The Prime Minister conveyed President Yoweri Kaguta Museveniโ€™s greetings and commended Ugandans, local governments, security agencies, businesses and other stakeholders for supporting the initiative to promote sanitation, environmental protection and public health. Hoima City has been designated the national cleaning site in recognition of its role as a host city for the 2027 Africa Cup of Nations. However, the exercise will cover the entire country, with all districts, cities, municipalities, town councils, parishes and villages expected to participate. Rt. Hon. Nabbanja urged local government leaders to mobilise communities and ensure the availability of cleaning equipment, waste collection services and proper disposal facilities. She highlighted roadsides, markets, drainage channels, schools, health facilities, workplaces and other public spaces as priority areas. She also called on households, institutions and businesses to adopt responsible waste management practices, including proper waste disposal and avoiding littering. Movement restrictions will apply to motor vehicles, motorcycles and pedestrians during the designated hours, subject to specified exemptions for essential services and other authorised categories. The public was urged to follow official guidance and plan accordingly. The Prime Minister emphasised that National Cleaning Day is not merely about cleaning for three hours, but about establishing cleanliness and environmental responsibility as everyday practices. She called on all Ugandans to participate on October 31 and maintain clean surroundings throughout the month. @OPMUganda #OpenGovUg
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Josh Ruby retweeted
๐Ÿšจโš ๏ธ Kai Havertz, set to miss the rest of season through hamstring injury โ€” @David_Ornstein reports. One more blow for Arsenal as Havertz suffered a torn hamstring during training camp in Dubai.
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Josh Ruby retweeted
Leaving Tottenham just elevates players. Look at Modric, Bale and now Harry Kane
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Nigerians in the comments are livid ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ
Damn .. one day youโ€™re a songwriter tryna figure shit out & the next you have records with Ciara, Oxlade,Tyla, Shenseea, Skillibeng, Kali Uchis, Sean Paul, Yailin La Mas Viral, Major Lazer, Theodora, Libianca, Chloe Bailey, Sarkodie, Mavoโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. The way thereโ€™s so much more amazing artists Iโ€™ve had the honor of working with.. God is the greatest
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how many cups has havertz knocked us out from now? fa cup 23/24, fa cup 24/25, Carabao 24/25, Carabao 26/27. one man, single-handedly. legendary stuff.
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Davido just concluded his 10-year partnership with Sony Music Entertainment. Heโ€™s now a free agent
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Josh Ruby retweeted
Bambi, my friend, lost the gig and was asked to refund the half payment because she couldn't deliver. She had a grad gig, so she made it the evening before intending to keep it cold throughout the night Guess what? UEDCL did it.
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Josh Ruby retweeted
Welcome back Hologramsdale
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Shamusa Ninsiima, senguka mangu!
Today, @USAttyPirro, together with major federal law enforcement and in concert with interagency partners, announced actions taken by the Department of Justiceโ€™s Scam Center Strike Force to secure America against cyber and cryptocurrency investment scams perpetrated by Transnational Criminal Organizations (TCOs) groups.ย ย  The Strike Force announced charges against six Africa-based scammers, with connections to Southeast Asia and China, which targeted Americans with fake Nonfungible Token (NFT) investment scams.
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Arteta does hate a red card ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ No clean sheet this season. Explains that stare at Dowman
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This is a career ending tackle on a 16 year old but the referee didnโ€™t get ashamed to show the victim a red card
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Josh Ruby retweeted
A little cheer goes a long way. Smiles all around. ๐Ÿ˜‰ #GiftTheCheerofTheSeason
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Strategic thinking. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Josh Ruby retweeted
Wherever I am in the next 2-5 years, I pray I'm genuinely happy, successful, and living a life that once felt impossible. โค๏ธ
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There is a whole Artificial Intelligence Agency in Rwanda ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Communiquรฉ from the Office of the Prime Minister
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