I am Duncan Smith, i believe our supporters are Conservatives Uniting National Thinking or CUNT's for short. Im a CUNT, are you?.
North West, England
Joined July 2013
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My wife said that her gynaecologist recognised her in Tesco today.
I told her she should wear longer skirts
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Just sorted all the outdated sweets and stuff from the darkest places of my cupboards..............
We'll see who gets the trick or treat, when they've all got the shits!!
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RIP Sir Patrick Stewart , a man I admired as a very talented actor and an absolute gentleman. When you spoke i listened and you will be greatly missed.
Sleep well sir.
Star Trek and X-Men actor Sir Patrick Stewart has died at the age of 86
news.sky.com/story/star-trek…
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BREAKING +++ Paul Gascoigne has been spotted at Manchester United carrington training complex with some fishing rods and a six pack .
More as the situation develops.
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I've just been told the clocks go back tomorrow .....
But I can’t remember where we got ours from!!
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I once went to a fancy dress party in Birmingham where the theme was "spice".
I went as a chilli but everyone else was an astronaut.
Don't ever let 80s pop star Paul Young leave a hat at your house.
He'll try and claim your property.
The worst day ever today. I asked my joiner to build a double bed, but he's done a bunk bed instead…….
It's just one thing on top of another !!
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I am Duncan Smith retweeted
@IDS_not I watched a documentary on the adult film industry yesterday ..if they can't "perform" they say that they can't "get wood"
I'd be useless,,I can't even get cardboard
My career as a karate instructor has ended.
The parents found out I was unqualified and I just enjoyed kicking children.
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So, I went to the women’s prison today for a conjugal visit.
Apparently, you have to actually know someone.
