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conor@conor_brnOct 5

One blocked nostril and a slightly sore throat

Image from conor (@conor_brn)

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mika@mikasagradaSep 22

"Vocês se importam se a gente cancelar?" Eu:

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Keith Acouplabeers

@acouplabeersSep 22

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

Imagine making $80k during the $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 footlong era?

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Three Year Letterman

@3YearLettermanSep 15

Best one so far

Sydney Battle@SydneyBattleSep 15

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

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𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐲 ౨ৎ@kanthoiseAug 25

DOLLY PARTON DEAD BEFORE TRUMP SAY IT AINT SO

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wntr@pawpuaAug 19

dont ask me to duo q i have anger issues

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Image from Satan (@s8n)

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mika@mikasagradaAug 13

*Meu alarme tocando por 10 minutos* Eu nos meus sonhos:

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@MrPerfectPhilipAug 4

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

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⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ@rakkofanAug 4

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

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Bammyy@ayobamiamisuuAug 3

-I whisper “The fuck” to myself at least 25 times a day😂

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Mar ;@ihoonlatteAug 2

yo aguantando las ganas de hacer una pregunta random que se me ocurrió y no tiene nada que ver con la conversación

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mia@httpsosweetJul 22

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

grace@gracefishloveJul 22

Image from grace (@gracefishlove)

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@litteralyme0Jul 21

How I go to work knowing my unemployed bro is sleeping after playing games all night

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How it feels to have a gift for someone but you can't tell them yet

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@bustitopen420Jul 16

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

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@lowkeyalbertJul 8

I spent money like there was no tomorrow and there was a tomorrow

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Image from Tim Hite (@TimHite)

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meow@swirli_eJun 30

im such a liker i deadass scroll and like everything

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National Park Service

@NatlParkServiceJun 30

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

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