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Joined November 2021
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i don’t think anyone has ever completed no nut november
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place shit white bread on your cooked stews to remove fat btw
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me talking to myself in the bathroom at 0517 on a thursday (i’m mentally stable).
small arms. your chest barely pops. wheeeeere are your shoulders. tiny little bitch. and somehow you're still fat. I can barely see your abs. what are you even doing man
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braised rump and chuck for dinner yeah
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text and imessage are clear whatsapp is so brown coded
A map of the most popular messaging app in each country.
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getting the hot 37 year old at work a birthday card that says 25th 🧠
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i did not get to the gym
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I Like The Technicals. retweeted
Apparently its Islamophobia Awareness Month. Fair enough. I fucking hate Islam. Be aware of that
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popped into see my wine guy it’s always so fun we have a 2021(2?) Chianti should probably go gym first…
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i wonder if she exists, sounds awful tho your BMI should be like 1.5x your girlfriends as a minimum my BMI & my bodycount, my IQ but a woman must be quite uncommon i can’t think of any
ok boys how screwed are we
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i’m leaving 😂😂 absolutely insane
Under the Earned Settlement model set out before Parliament today, the right to live in the UK permanently will no longer be granted automatically after five years. Instead, it will be earned. Under the reforms: ➡️The standard route to settlement will double from five to 10 years ➡️ People who enter illegally, including by small boat, face a wait of up to 30 years to settle ➡️ Care workers who meet the visa requirements will retain a five-year route ➡️ Higher earners on more than £50,000, skilled public service workers and refugees arriving on safe and legal routes will be able to settle in five years ➡️ Migrants who claim benefits face a 20-year wait for settlement ➡️ Migrants with a criminal record will be prevented from settling in the UK ➡️ Migrants will be required to meet A-level standard English to settle in the UK
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imagine owning an MX5 like a gay hairdresser when this exists imagine calling an MX5 a Miata imagine
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if you’re blonde but not actually blonde you’re going back i’m sorry, you did this to yourself
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my recipe only requires half a bottle of red i’m parched
We pour a glass of red into the chef, do not skip this step its crucial 😌
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diesel is 199.9 they don’t want you to know this but the diesel in tractors is free you can just take it
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did i say work? i meant volunteering.
i’m absolutely declaring today’s cash in hand work to HMRC i wouldn’t lie
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i beg your pardon, what flavoured syrup?
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i’m absolutely declaring today’s cash in hand work to HMRC i wouldn’t lie
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