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AJ Witt @[email protected]

@ITAMRocks

News, Reviews, Analysis of the IT Asset Management world focused on vendor tools and end user experience. Archived account - find me @kiloran@mastodon.org.uk

 United Kingdom
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Joined February 2018
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We’re thrilled to share that Zylo is the first to receive the Enterprise SaaS Management Certification by @itamreview! We’re honored by the recognition. Learn more here: zylo.com/reports/itam-review…
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Rare footage of the SR-71 Blackbird over the Caspian Sea during the cold war
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Tis a wonderful sight!
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Watch this free on-demand webinar to hear our in-house ULA expert @xpabu talking about how to maximise value from your #OracleULA and other thorny ULA questions. If you have or are considering a ULA this is compulsory listening! #trustedadvisors itassetmanagement.net/2020/0…
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🚨Exciting flash giveaway alert!🚨We have 3 advance reading copies of @doyle_cat's #TheStormKeepersBattle up for grabs!! Like & retweet for your chance to win! Giveaway closes at 12pm TOMORROW so be quick! UK & IRL only. Good luck💛
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Do you know where to gather the data you need to drive your #ITAM results? bit.ly/2JGF9lW #webinar #datamanagement #dataquality @itamreview @ITAMRocks
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Great report from Morgan Stanley today on the Identity Access Management market. They claim an increasingly cloud-based and distributed workforce shifts security control towards Identity & Access Management, driving a considerably larger >$30B TAM vs. industry estimates 👇
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How do you boost business resilience with Hardware Asset Management? Join industry experts from @itamreview, @servicenow and SAM Beast Consulting Ltd on Tues, 9/15 at 9am PDT to find out. Register free now: ow.ly/KaN750BeHhN #HAM #HardwareAssetManagement #ITAM
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Hop onto this free on-demand webinar to hear our in-house ULA expert @xpabu talking about how to maximise value from your Oracle ULA and other thorny ULA questions.. If you have or are considering a ULA this is compulsory listening.. ! #trustedadvisors version1.team/maximise-ula
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So, on destroying statues: My favourite story is of the world’s largest Stalin statue (at the time) built in 1955 in a park overlooking Prague. At 15.5m it was an absolute beast & took over 5 years to build. /1
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#ToryDrugOff "Shed? This is me fuckin' crack caravan, mate."
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This question came up at a conference and a solution took a while to find: cut a pizza into finitely many pieces with the same size and shape, such that at least one slice has no crust on it.
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Malcom Smith painted this super cool cover for AMAZING STORIES in 1944. Last night, I animated it, added a tail-end to the ship, and kept the wrinkles, because they add character. #scifiart #animation #asteroids #greggifs #spaceship #PulpFiction
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Anyone needing a wee metaphor for Mundell, Davidson and Gove trying to bully Scotland's independence? Try this one. xitter.gq/SlenderSherbet/status/…
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Hi All, I have a friend who's looking for an ITSM industry analyst / in house blogger type role ideally working remotely some of the time. Has oodles of experience as a consultant, architect & industry pundit. Shout if you're interested & I'll ping you their CV. Thanks a million!
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I'm looking for another 1000 beta testers of my Android version. 🚀🙏🤩 Retweet it and sign in to get on board! 👉 forms.gle/1ff93GxFiHjkSGr87 sparkmailapp.com/blog/reason…
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So I was driving 400 sheep down the road today!! And they found the only drive/garden without a gate 😂 well there grass has plenty of muck on it now! Should grow a bit more 🤣🤣🤣
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Image from Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account (@Calvinn_Hobbes)
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Here's a useful counterintuitive fact: one 18 inch pizza has more 'pizza' than two 12 inch pizzas
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That's a spaceship carrying three people back to Earth, soaring over an African thunderstorm.
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