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Am I the only one that spritzes some Pledge behind their ears, so the fam will think I was dusting all day, and not on Twitter?

Merry Christmas, Everyone! ❤️

It puts the lotion in the basket... #TheValley

I thought today was Monday, but realized it's Sunday. It's the small victories that make my day!

Next week we have yet another episode of Janet going in on Nia. Shocker. #TheValley

Janet will be spilling the filing news to Jax before she leaves Brittany's driveway. #TheValley

Kristen, get over to Britt's and do your ashy thing!!! Bring extra! It's gonna take a lot! #TheValley

"My show! My show! My show!" - Jax Bravo, please fix that for him. #TheValley

Jax seems to be hyped up on something. (Allegedly) #TheValley

Fanet, Danny didn't call you a snake because he was blacked out drunk. He called you a snake because you are a snake. #TheValley

I see Jax considers himself a therapist now. #TheValley

It seems there's someone on every Bravo show that the cast members are determined to say has a drinking problem. It's getting exhausting. #TheValley

Jason is determined to continue being a jerk to Dannny. #TheValley

And just like that, we're back to the old Jax. His new start lasted less than 2 minutes. #TheValley

Is anyone buying that Jax is a new person? #TheValley

Meanwhile, Solene is washing her feet in the sink, eating a croissant. #BelowDeck

Sorry to see Lawrence go. #BelowDeck

So, are we all in agreement that Solene has to go? #BelowDeck

It seems for this charter a towel IS a uniform. #BelowDeck

The Weenie Linguine box. I'm dead. #BelowDeck

I'm liking Lawrence and Anthony working together. #BelowDeck