I'm not here to amuse you.
Universe
Joined October 2010
- Tweets3.1K
- Following1.2K
- Followers640
- Likes537
Alexios retweeted
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars... #HappyPride Dublin. – at Dublin City, Ireland
#DelayTheVote It certainly looked like Kavanaugh was drunk yesterday....did he go out for a liquid lunch during recess? Well, I'm sure he has no memory of yesterday.
#TakeAKnee So what flag does he want them to respect? The red one with the hammer and sickle?
"Bowling Green Massacre"@Kellyannepolls I think this explains a lot.
@BBCWorld @CNN @MSNBC @TheOnion @StephenAtHome
#ebook #Kindle #amreading #horror #humor #vampire #religionissues Oh the humanity! Free download thru Oct 31amzn.to/1EhO9UM
#RejectedTrumpTVshows Oh it will start out as "news" but end up like Kardashian trash with the Trump clan
EXCLUSIVE! "Donald Trump grabbed my pussy but his hand was so tiny I didn't notice" @realDonaldTrump #TrumpTapes
#TrumpTapes If the GOP forces him out he'll spend the next month throwing acid on them. They're stuck with him til the end
#RollCallVote @BernieSanders @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump @andersoncooper @billmaher Trump = The Manchurian Candidate
#SurvivorFinale One of the worst, most worthless winners in Survivor history. Spoiled the whole season.
#GOPDebate Carly Fiorina isn't a candidate. She's a damn Disney villain @HuffingtonPost @billmaher #RepublicanDebate
#DavidBowie The world is a far less cool place today. He's eternal now. He belongs to history.
#JebCanFixIt Like the 2000 presidential election in his home state of Florida...Jeb Can fix It.