ALT a whale shark with a big ol, wide open, full on suck enabled mouth with the text "don't forget to call your mom"

ALT A sealed bucket of Little Caesar spaghetti that says spaghetti spaghetti on the side of it. A label on the page says it serves four or more and it's sitting next to some breadsticks. Or crazy bread, if you prefer

ALT pan playing his flute with some foliage hiding his goat junk

ALT a KFC Double Down Dog, which is a cheese(?) covered hot dog in a fried chicken filet bun, inside a KFC branded cardboard sleeve.

ALT a black t-shirt featuring the image of an elderly lady holding an eggplant. The text reads "call me sneeze cuz my gazoon tight."

ALT an enamel pin featuring Canadian rapper snow that says "Informer ysdebefgsdjfgjxdneajdn a licky boom boom down"

ALT a list of file names including how come no one likes you, how not to rob a bank, how the elderly understand the internet, how to choose the right watch, how to fight goblins, how to get a face transolant, how to impress women with your iphone, how to make love to christopher walken, how to masturbate like a man, how to pick a sex toy, how to prepare for your appearance on COPS

ALT a small monkey at an IKEA wearing a beige winter coat with fluffy wrists and collar.

ALT Reverend Kane from Poltergeist, grinning like Mitch McConnel's skeleton in the rain, wearing a wide brimmed hat