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Ian Snow, dork extraordinaire. I write books you shouldn't read if you're under eighteen. Find my work here: https://xitter.gq/t.co/u2wLTHyfvM

Joined June 2023
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If you like steamy... ✅ age gap (all chars. 18+, always) ✅ teacher/professor-student fantasies ✅ romance for men ✅ consensual mind control ✅ holiday tales ...then check out my links and various pseudonyms below!
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Godspeed, you delightfully absurd and wonderful man. We should all be so lucky as to be a thousandth as cool as Patrick Stewart.
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Replying to @PlushBuxom
Aw, shit, I just went through that too. Feel better soon!
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Alternate hint I considered: Better call Mickey Haller, because there's a murder about to happen. A murder... of the heart.
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Your hint for this weekend's discounted book...? 🎵 Hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow Jackson's mind, hey Mickey! 🎵
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Replying to @RReynoldsAuthor
I didn't realize she was still modeling. Awesome.
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Many, many thanks to everyone who picked up a copy of the Schooling the Teachers series this month. Hope you're enjoying it.
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Ian Snow, Smut's Dickens of Dong retweeted
At the reading last night, I auctioned off my manuscript for the Trans Youth Equality Foundation. The manuscript is gone, but you can still donate. And when I'm past these deadlines I'll set up something like it again. An autographed story for a donation. transyouthequality.org
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Have you read... Happy Wives? When he moves into their gated community, four married women lust after him... and their useless husbands can only watch in horror as they fall one by one. Dark cheating interracial harem smut! amazon.com/Happy-Wives-Steam…
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Replying to @authormegbecker
My laptop bag outlived the laptop it came with by about ten years. It was this, but branded by Dell. I realize a grown-ass man looks ridiculous with a backpack but I like it for traveling. amazon.com/Amazon-Basics-Bac…
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"Pound sign" means something entirely different when you're talking to a smut writer.
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When I say I don't want to finish @joelansdale's Petrified Dreams, it's not out of any dislike of the book, but damn, it just hit me I've been reading this series my entire adult life. But it is a typically terrific Hap and Leonard novel, cool and funny all at once.
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Replying to @ian_snow
These do contain some spice, but are more action focused: Cooper Harrelson (supernatural thrillers) - amazon.com/stores/Cooper-Har… Desmond Brant (crime fiction/thrillers - the link for the author page is borked, so here are the two books under this name) - Cross - amazon.com/Cross-Steamy-Thri… His Rule - amazon.com/His-Rule-Steamy-H…
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Replying to @StaciaKaywood
Stacia, I promise you, if we lived closer, I would be trying very hard to chomp that ass.
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Watching Attack the Block tonight and this movie's visuals are still so damn striking.
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In case no one told you this today, your ass is looking mighty chompable.
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It's so good. Why is this so good? Holy shit.
Elmo is dressing as Miranda Priestly from ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA’ for Halloween.
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Replying to @Richard_Kadrey
Him talking about anyone else's diet is really fucking funny.
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