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Semi-Pro Gigolo. I’m an ice guy. Once loaned my sexy to Justin Timberlake and he made a right song and dance about having to return it. (He/Him/Stud)

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Joined May 2026
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Heard your boyfriend doesn’t even have a girlfriend
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Just seen someone use the β€˜Computer says no’ gif. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Had more impressions today than I normally get in a week. Totally worth 2 years in prison.
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how long after sex is it polite to wait before logging back into twitter?
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Just popped over to Bluesky and they’re all debating who should get more prison time. Russell Brand or people that don’t alt-text their pics.
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Sexting, but you’re only allowed to use song lyrics.
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mom, dad, this is my replyguy
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Remember, remember May to December
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Remember, remember Eric Djemba-Djemba
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Remember, remember To sit on my member.
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Sad but I just had to unfollow someone I quite like because they still have a Hallowe’en profile
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Pop Quiz 80’s icon, Yazz, was once married to:
0%Baz
0%Daz
100%Jazz
0%Paz
2 votes β€’ Final results
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Wanna feel old ? This is Russell Brand now.
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Hello @Pornhub Can you please explain why, as a premium subscriber, I am no longer getting a premium service? Nearly all of my favourite categories are no longer available in my region and I can now only find boring porn between people who are not related with zero motorboating
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The Sunday Fear when you’re still at work tho.
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