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Joined May 2022
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1700. I did it. I can retire from football and start my professional chess career #ISFLsim
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Is having some one one the sideline using an ouija board to ask the spirits if the next play is pass or run considered cheating? #ISFLsim
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The worst thing about having a mustache is that you can't wear a fake one for Halloween #ISFLsim
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Sometimes I wonder why we play in such bright color uniforms and not in camouflage. We'd be invisible. We'd be invincible. #ISFLsim
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I wonder how many of me would be needed to take down a grizzly bear #ISFLsim
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It's game day today. Coincidentally, it's also burritos day today. One of them is way more importanter than the other. #ISFLsim
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When I play badly, I curl up in foetal position and cry in a corner of my room #ISFLsim
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I went to a volleyball game, and one of the team was selling it's own beer. It was amazing. Made it really hard to root on my friend who was on the other team #ISFLsim
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I will forever remain faithful to the password I chose in 3rd grade #ISFLsim
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Some days I don't tweet juste because I'd rather say nothing than deceive my various followers with a subpar tweet. It has nothing to do with me forgetting. Nop. #ISFLsim
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Guess who's gonna wake up at 2:30 to watch football and be tired as fuck the next day? #ISFLsim
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Sometimes, when life gets tough, I try to remind me that it could be worse. I could be playing for the KCC Coyotes for example #ISFLsim
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If at some point I tweet and Twenty6 doesn't like it in less than 24h, I'll call 911. Just to check if he's okay. #ISFLsim
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It's easy to cheat when playing chess, just put a mirror behind your opponent to see his moves #ISFLsim
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"Ibuprofen is man's best invention" - Me after every nights of drinking #ISFLsim
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And so the NFL season start once again. It is time for me to make the mistakes of staying up until 3am every sunday to watch the games #ISFLsim
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I'm coming to work in overalls today. No pads, no helmets, no nothing. Just overalls. #ISFLsim
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The football world has been too quiet these days. I'm glad the chess world is here for my daily dose of drama #ISFLsim
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We'll win the next one for you, Elizabeth #ISFLsim
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Getting pricked by a cactus was a mistake. Punching it as a revenge was an even bigger one #ISFLsim
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