Biomedical Bass Technician | Shitposter | 18+ | Booking/Inquiries: [email protected]

he/they/any | PHX AZ
Joined December 2018
I refuse to let my passions slip through my fingers. Extolant will return in due time
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EXTOLANT retweeted
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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If it's meant for me it'll find me I suppose
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Alt girl never followed me
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I can't do casual because my weenie is too small and what if they tell someone
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People make no fucking sense anymore
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I've been working since 5am I simply dont have the energy for games
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me getting ready:
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Beautiful alt girl whom I gave my last sticker to please marry me
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Why is show wrestling kind of hot
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No fucking shot I run out of stickers right before meeting MUST DIE! It's so over
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Last time I met him I ate shit in the dirt right in front of him
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I should've moved back years ago
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laser HARE removal?
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I'm so bad at flirting I just give a sticker and hope they know I love them
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My ass is so sweaty it feels like I sharted out an aquarium in my pants
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Just had my blood pressure taken and the first thing they said was "holy fucking shit"
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Yeah let me get a scoop of the Double Foid Vanilla
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