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https://xitter.gq/t.co/UzzQs2bn0S I'm toxic stay away

London, England
Joined February 2010
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Imagine running for your life and this is the fastest you can go
Turtle said "see ya later alligator" 😭
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You got a new girl and she looks choong but you didn’t know your girl was a grim
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Does Valverde ever score a shit goal? He’s got the craziest catalog of screamers
Federico Valverde with a STUNNER in stoppage time to get Real Madrid into the lead against AEK Athens 🤯 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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In our what?
Arsenal scored 42 open play goals in their title winning season….
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They’ve started
Hull away Spurs home Bournemouth home Como away Only poor performances from us this season
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Very complacent 2nd half, almost threw that game away at the end
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United dub 🔥
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Roma should be 3/4-0 up that’s what’s mad, at old Trafford you know
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United lmao
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It’s a no from me
The traditional Le Canard Preparation 😍
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I’m dead is this butter and jam?
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Need that win at the Eithad this season
The Old Trafford curse✅ The PL trophy curse✅ The Anfield curse✅ Which other curse do you want him to break this season?
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I call BS…plenty of the season left and he saw after last season he can’t play all the games, there’s going to be injuries inevitably and he’ll get his run in the team like everyone else
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Bro I actually hate Mustafi you know, just seeing that clip got me angry again
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We know who they used to like. NEVER AGAIN!!!
Is Gabriel the most unlikeable player in the Prem?
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Scott Parker and Frank Lampard are the new Alan Pardew and Harry Redknapp
🚨⚒️ Scott Parker has agreed all terms with West Ham as new head coach, contract set to be signed. Parker replaces Nuno Espirito Santo. 🤝🏼
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€30m fuck off
🚨 #Arsenal Mikel Merino has emerged as a player of interest for Atlético Madrid. 🔄 The Spanish club are considering a loan deal that would include a €30 million purchase option for the Arsenal midfielder. 📋 With a contract at Arsenal running until 2028, Merino's future could become one of the key stories of the upcoming transfer window.
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Mans been hibernating
Look who's back.
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Everton are bigger than Newcastle?
The way we consistently give tiny clubs their best ever day is so funny man you have to appreciate our commitment to being a hilarious football club
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There is always a tweet
In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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He's back. William Saliba is in Arsenal open training with the rest of the group. But what now for Ezri Konsa? #afc
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