Mildy depressed that when the zombie apocalypse finally happens I'll either already be dead or the first to die. 🧟♀️she/they
In a forest somewhere.
Joined November 2009
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2am Woke up for some reason and whilst trying to return to sleep...
My brain: what's the in-world chronological order in which to read @TheAuthorGuy 's books?
Me: .... 😐...🤨... OH GOD DAMN IT BRAIN!!!
No more sleep for me tonight. Had to be up in 2 hours anyway 😅
I am learning that I am such a shitty friend sometimes when what you're telling me something for the hundredth time in a few days is something I have no interest in [hearing AGAAAAIN] or wish to know because of my anxiety.
(a shitty friend thread)
When you tell me the list of things you've already decided that I'm GOING to do to help you (without asking me first) you have already removed ANY freedom I might've had to offer willingly & thus I don't want to do it anymore. You will not witness any enthusiasm in the task.
#MassivePetPeeves when people have no intellectual or decent response so they call you defensive coz any response after that explaining or rightly defending ANYTHING you said will just make them right even when they're not.
1/2
Also projecting. If you can't have a mature or intellectual conversation without accusing the other person of what you're actually doing just go away. That shit is tiresome and you're just a pigeon on a chessboard. 2/2
#MassivePetPeeves
This evening I will mostly be watching #Ticks. Why? Because of a 30+ year crush on #SethGreen and because fuck you, that's why.
Thus starts my SethGreen-A-Thon. Greg the Bunny will be binged at some point too. JimmyJimmyJimmyJii-meJii-meJii-me
To think of all the shit Ricky Gervais got away w saying at Golden Globes seeing Will Smith smack Chris Rock at the Oscars over a joke is shocking.
Rock fucking took it, barely a flinch from the hit itself but the surprise of it. Smith should've spoken to him offscreen instead.
Goddamnt Paul Rudd!!! 20+ years of guest appearances in my dreams and I STILL haven't even gotten a make out session!!!
#PutOutOrGetOut
#MyBrainHatesMe
So apparently someone took my comment of "really enjoying our banter" to be incredibly offensive like it wasn't a huge compliment.
Ive lost access to my ee number which in turn i lost access to my WhatsApp account and many other thingd used my number to setup with 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I had forgotten what it was like to have good, silly banter.
When you're the only funny person in your common daily circle (apart from 2 I don't see often) it gets lonely having no one to be daft or laugh with. Also you can only laugh at your own jokes for so long.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!
(I totally don't but also to continue with today's misery hates company mood - get fucked.)
(Not you, you're fine.)
#MyTwitterAnniversary
Today Matthew I will mostly be a miserable cunt.
(Had to borrow money from a friend just so I could have heating for the week. Im livid & now I feel more shit.
Cant wait to come back to the UK, I know many think it isn't any better but at least I can speak the lingo & get a job)
