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You dey fear to tag me? You were asking for 1.5m naira for a part time admin position, some of which was to make posts on social media. A remote job at that. We already have AI softwares doing that for less than $75 a month. Your job basically as I informed you will mainly to manage ai agents and automations. I also told you that for that amount, you will probably do more than admin, you may be delegated to join our Tech team as a frontend UX staff of which you declined saying you are a UX designer only But ofcourse “you know your worth”, as in your words: you charge $2000 to design websites and people pay. Very disappointing to see this response of yours Favour. Even after the advice I gave you in the informal conversation we had. Your work ethics, work values and ability to take corrections and learn is disappointingly sad to note.

“If you are not a woman, you should not be a gynaecologist and you should not speak on women’s issues” So according to this retarded logic: Only children should be paediatricians. Only mad people should be psychiatrists. Only cancer survivors should be oncologists. Only accident victims should be Accident and Emergency physicians. Only deaf people should be ENT surgeons. Only people with eye problems should be ophthalmologists. And to crown it fully: I guess only dead people should become pathologists and do postmortems? Because how can you work on a corpse if you have not been a corpse before? Right? Righttt???? Okay. One day you people will realise that we have roaming lunatics on this app, but you don’t know it yet. Someone on your TL is obviously running mad, you think they are just “woke”. Shey o digba ti won ba bugi je before you stop them?

Lol.. they've resurrected this pregnancy death sentence discussion again. As someone whose 3 pregnancies tried to kill in 3 different ways, with the last one almost succeeding with PPH, I can't even drop opinion. All of us go dey alright. ❤️💡

Did you know that: Going for a BBL is as good as a death sentence. Desiring to do a BBL is actually a death wish. And I am not exaggerating. This is a medical fact. The BBL procedure is medically known as the most dangerous cosmetic medical procedure that a human being can do. Even if you do it in the best centres in the world. BBL is the singular cosmetic procedure that kills the highest number of people. Again, this is a medical fact. But guess what? You will never see anyone refer to a BBL as a death sentence even though by all medical evidence available, going to do a BBL is actually making a death wish. Make of this post what you like. I hope you have learnt something new.

Before and Now: The triplets ❤️ 💙🤍.

Most of our mothers gave birth to at least five children. My mother-in-law had 12, my grandmother had 12, and my own mother had six of us. I remember a conversation with my mother-in-law where she said that if her husband hadn't died early, she probably would have had more children. I laughed so hard that day. What struck me was their attitude towards pregnancy and motherhood. They had their challenges, but they didn't approach pregnancy with the kind of fear we see today. Now, this generation wants every woman to see pregnancy as a death sentence. You cannot even speak positively about motherhood without someone bringing up horror stories. Yes, pregnancy has risks, and women deserve proper medical care. But must every conversation about pregnancy be filled with fear? Some of you have mental problem!!!

Where’s the correlation?? This is like the fourth female account throwing words like this anyhow What is wrong with y’all. Im convinced some of you are not mentally okay

"Please, I really need your honest advice on a situation with my boyfriend. I’m a 28-year-old nurse, I’ve been in a relationship with this guy for about 10 months. He is generally loving and has been faithful, but there is one major issue that is starting to exhaust me. Every time I visit his house, I basically take over the chores. I do his laundry, iron his clothes, deep clean the house, and handle all the cooking & dishes before I head home. If I miss even one tiny thing, he makes sure I hear about it. He actually takes photos of my "mistakes" with his phone & sends them to me along with insults. If I forget a single plate or even just one spoon, he snaps a picture and sends it to me to shame me. Yesterday morning at 8Am, I went over and did my usual routine cleaning, washing, & cooking. After we ate, I cleared the table & washed the dishes. He then asked me to run to a nearby shop to buy him some beer. By the time I got back, I was in a rush cuz I had chores to finish at my parents' house, so I accidentally left one spoon unwashed in the sink. When i got home, it was 12 pm. I tried calling him 7 times just to let him know I got home safe since he didn't even care to find out either, but he ignored every call. I texted him all through the day with no reply despite that he was online the whole time. Finally in the evening at 5 mins to 6 pm he sent me two photos of the things I "failed" to do. His message said: 'What kind of lady are you? How can you forget to clean the spoon?" He told me I need to "work on myself" over a single spoon. Honestly I'm tired, My phone is literally full of photos he has sent me of minor things I forgot to clean over the last 10 months. This happens every single time. I don’t know how to handle this attitude anymore or if I can even change it. I really wish for him to change this annoying attitude. !Please, what should I do? How do I handle a man who acts like this? Help! 🤦🏽‍♂️"

Oh, please give me the meaning of insensitive if it’s not the part of your post that said “na you wan die from pregnancy”, that’s mockery of those that lost their lives to childbirth. Hope you know every 6/7mins a woman dies in Nigeria because of childbirth? About 100,000 women die annually due to maternal mortality, the last statistics which is 2023 states 75,000. So that statement from you is trivializes the challenges in the Nigeria maternal care. I reacted to your statement not the death sentence narrative. It’s not death sentence but in Nigeria, the risk is higher especially for hard to reach residents and the poor.

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