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Tony Soprano watches The Penguin..
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You’ll find it incredibly difficult to find anyone who has a bad word to say about Harry Kane, a consummate professional and ridiculously talented footballer who grafted to get to where he is today. I’m absolutely delighted for him and I’d love to see him win a Champions League with this Bayern team.
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Al Foran retweeted
🚨🎥Wayne Rooney: "I would Love to walk into that dressing room and ask them wtf are the doing". An emotional and Angry @WayneRooney RIPS INTO Manchester United players after yet another HUMILIATING defeat. 😡💔 [@UnitedStandMUFC]
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What makes you think these players will magically raise their game on Saturday after what we’ve witnessed over the last few weeks? In one way I agree with keeping him on by way of not pandering to them again as they always survive in these situations. The club captain is at odds with him, it’s a fractured dressing room, the potential drop has never been more realistic than it is right now.
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Wow. 🏆
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Shut up you idiot.
We haven't won a Premier League in over a decade, in and out of the top four in that time period too since the main man retired, we shouldn't be an attraction anymore yet all these influential figures are flocking to be a part of this new INEOS driven project at the club. Rival fans will hate to admit it, but we're never going to plunge into obscurity. Berrada, Ashworth and now, Wilcox, the future is bright at Manchester United.
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Conte is my choice, this lot need a rude awakening, if the initial chaos leads to stabilisation then just go for it. The fans see through the antics more clearly than ever, a disciplinarian who has experience in the league and has a winners medal as a coach is probably needed.
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That clip of Carrick being applauded by the fans only for them to completely switch up on the players as soon as he entered the tunnel might be one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen as a supporter. The longer this goes the more magnified that microscope will become, you can’t overlook such a toxic pattern anymore.
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Absolute sad state of affairs that this is how Bruno will go about leaving the club. Grateful for him ultimately giving us his best years at the club when he could’ve gone elsewhere and maybe that’s where the frustrations lie on his end, but it doesn’t excuse his conduct since last week, he’s the captain and this is not leading by example.
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Can’t help but feel so heartbroken for him, loves the club inside out, like every other manager before him, I wish it could’ve worked out. 💔
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I’m an awful parent.
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Let’s hope that lovely little smile is still in tact come 4pm 😅⚽️❤️ Her first ever game 🙌🏻
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David Attenborough marks Man Utd as an ENDANGERED species 😱 🔊 @ImpressionistAL
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Who should win the Ballon d'Or? We asked VERY important people! 🏆 🗣️ @ImpressionistAL
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Unai Emery DOESN'T WANT the Man Utd job! ❌👀 🗣️ @ImpressionistAL
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Tony Soprano doesn’t get the hype for Grand Theft Auto VI 🎮😅
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Hay más verdad, valentía y honestidad en estos 93 segundos de Stallone que en toda la filosofía de ____________.
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Just clocked that the Amazon cameras are documenting all of this… 🫠
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They’re petrified of giving Conte the job, that’s why they’re looking at Eddie Howe or drumroll……..Gareth Southgate. 🤣
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Btw, the ownership absolutely love all the infighting amongst the fans here, all the online crowd going at fans who may have been happy and positive during the second half of last season and backed Carrick. This has been one of the biggest cultural issues about this football club for the last decade, fans wanting to be proven right and actually enjoying the rock bottom periods because they can point fingers at anyone but the owners.
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