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ImranBristol

@Imranicus

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 South West, England
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Joined October 2019
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#Caturday tune:
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Chirpy Chet@ChirpyChet10h
Thinking of Spain 🇪🇸🙏🏼
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AmericanHound@American6802813h
Replying to @Rainmaker1973
Bee every time he comes home:
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Jim Nauseum 2.0 (@jim_nauseum2) profile picture
Jim Nauseum 2.0@jim_nauseum28h
Replying to @bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @BBCNews
You're a joke 👍🏼
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I tried searching for who this could be - but search engines just draw a blank, could be absolutely any celebrity. – at Catbrain, England
Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP (@NoWayWoke) profile pictureRt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP@NoWayWokeOct 27
Come on Twitter. Do your stuff SOMEONE knows who it is…..
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No change from last year then - the room is still full of dummies. – at Hallen, England
funf.studio (@radartabs) profile picturefunf.studio
@radartabsOct 26
“The room was full!!!”
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Is this a parody account? – at Catbrain, England
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IslamophobiaUK (@uk_islamophobia) profile pictureIslamophobiaUK
@uk_islamophobiaOct 26
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
That is an illustration of a balding man looking over his shoulder. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_eye urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…
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This is probably a guy Fred just tweeting nonsense to wind people up. – at Catbrain, England
Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@Jenny_1884) profile pictureJen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@Jenny_1884Oct 20
A friend of my daughter had a letter sent out to all the parents to say that one of the pupils in their school now identifies as a Squirrel. Why are schools encouraging this nonsense? Back in our day you’d have been sectioned for something like this.
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Try and keep up with this anecdote from 1985 🙃 – at Catbrain, England
David Vance (@DavidVance) profile pictureDavid Vance
@DavidVanceOct 20
Replying to @DrMarianaClaire
In 1985, the artist known then as Elvis Costello changed his name by deed poll to Declan Patrick MacManus. The BBC and other media still refer to him as Elvis Costello. Try and keep up.
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Jim Nauseum 2.0@jim_nauseum2Oct 20
🤣🤣🤣 Hope this will do?! 🙈
Pratab Ali (@pratab_a) profile picturePratab Ali@pratab_aOct 20
Replying to @jim_nauseum2
@jim_nauseum2 I look forward to your version 🤣
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Jim Nauseum 2.0@jim_nauseum2Oct 18
Martin Daubney saluting stuff: Pt.3.
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The replies: – at Catbrain, England
Simon Harris (@SimonHarrisMBD) profile pictureSimon Harris
@SimonHarrisMBDOct 17
I just went into this corner shop and asked if they had any poppies and the shopkeeper wouldn’t even answer me he just kept saying something in foreign it sounded like ‘ah-fah-fah-fah-fah’ or something I just stormed out DONT GIVE THEM ANY OF YOUR MONEY there a disgrace 😡
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What are the odds the Defence Minister of Pakistan deletes this tweet when he eventually wakes up tomorrow.
Khawaja M. Asif @KhawajaMAsif Watch 😊 (Ai slop creation of Marilyn Monroe) Olivia emi @emmii 67.17h Eagle Eyes Only... Can you spot the one thing that doesn't belong in 1956? VALET

ALT Khawaja M. Asif @KhawajaMAsif Watch 😊 (Ai slop creation of Marilyn Monroe) Olivia emi @emmii 67.17h Eagle Eyes Only... Can you spot the one thing that doesn't belong in 1956? VALET

Khawaja M. Asif (@KhawajaMAsif) profile pictureKhawaja M. Asif
@KhawajaMAsifOct 13
Watch😊
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Interesting that he seems to think Mehdi Hasan is Pakistani when his parents are from southern India – at Catbrain, England
(((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) profile picture(((Dan Hodges)))
@DPJHodgesOct 11
So as I asked before, is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan an Ethno-Nationalist state. Can we expect to see you campaigning against Pakistan’s existence.
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Why does his shadow make it look like he has hobgoblin ears.
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Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) profile pictureMukhtar
@I_amMukhtarOct 9
Look at the Restore guy’s face. He’s absolutely fuming.
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Ironically Zia Yusuf probably helped her win with the way he targeted her. – at Catbrain, England
🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 (@King0243_PJC) profile picture🇬🇧King 🇬🇧
@King0243_PJCOct 9
2 September: Zia Yusuf launches Reform in Holborn by pointing at a Somali-born woman and asking “do you understand what’s happening?” 9 October: she wins. Reform finish fourth. London understood perfectly.
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Tricia Day@day156324Oct 9
Replying to @Gypsypup13
Blocked her ages ago, if you scroll through her account she NEVER posts anything nice, normal, funny its wall to wall abject misery. She needs mental help
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Happy birthday to Gerry Adams. 78 today!
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Suella Braverman also paid the electric bill of her "immigrant family" on expenses when she stayed with her parents. Braverman also went to private school with at least half her fees paid for by public money. A family too proud for benefits 🙃 – at Catbrain, England
BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) profile pictureBladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 5
Suella Braverman too proud for benefits... Went to university for free Studied in Europe using the heavily subsidised Erasmus program Claimed ALL her rent, energy, council tax bills for at least 5 years Millions of pounds in expenses claims She just doesn't call them benefits
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Replying to @I_amMukhtar
he did the thing
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