Hipster Misanthrope

Joined October 2024
Tim's bit here is ham-fisted as always, but he accidentally stumbles across a relevant point about Portlandia. The show couldn't be made today, not because it was "anti-woke satire", but because it appeared during a time when liberalism was so secure that it could actually poke fun at itself. Liberals no longer feel that security, so any sort of meaningful introspective humor is forbidden because it might expose their weaknesses to the enemy, or might signal a disunified front. This is why the bastions of Obama Era comedy (The Daily Show, Colbert, The Office and Parks and Rec actors) are so humorless now. Good comedy is about opening up about vulnerabilities, foibles, inconvenient realities, and exposing them to the air - something which no liberal during Trump 2.0 can afford to do.
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They're calling it the Whitest book of all time
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WAGTFKY man
Kid drop off at school is now a parade of Generic Millennial Dads, it looks like a stock photography convention. These guys must be SOOOO excited to finally have the right weather roll around for their very favorite combo of cuffed skinny jeans/khakis, chelsea boots, buttoned up plaid flannel, beanie, mustache. I wonder if there's ever confusion among the kids about which hipster artisan coffee guy/social media consultant/IPE enjoyer's car to get into. This is probably an actual hazard to children. In 10 years this will likely be how PSA commercials depict Stranger Danger.
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All eyes back to Gaza gentlemen
billie eilish spotted for the first time since her breast reduction surgery, and she looks completely different now.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This pictures are from 2023 and there’s no evidence that Billie Eilish has gotten a breast reduction surgery. hollywoodlife.com/2023/04/11/bil…
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Just spoke to an insider Start killing and eating your neighbors
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This has been probably the darkest 24 hours I’ve ever experienced on social media in my life. Probably because I switched to night mode yesterday.
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Stephen King novels are the ultimate coworker books, even more so than femgooner slop
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apropos of nothing destroy the fishing fleets thank you mister president
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Can I get an Early Life check on these guys?
Today is the 2026 Israel Knesset election.
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William the Bastard at the Battle of Hastings in 1066
The bad guy looks a lot cooler than the good guy. He should become good and then kill the good guy
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Still feeling vindicated, though recent events have proven that just having children isn't enough to turn things around
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Good book but the illustrator has one of the craziest names ever
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Being amused by this means you are human waste
I love gay halloween wdym you’re 90 year old grandfather who ate paint thinking it was yogurt
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Turnstile is fuckin wack. Astroturfed rage against the machine mini movement repeat program give your money to the small bands. No rep.
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Saw a trans male (ie, man pretending to be a woman) jogging today. Every one I have seen in real life has been 6’4 or taller.
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"Hila getting cheated on by Ethan with an Ashki is like something that has never happened in the history of the human race"
Replying to @d33p3r4m4
This is like when Asian women find out their Asian men are cheating on them with white women.
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Brutal work camps for those who spell "losing" as "loosing"
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“imagine Russia occupying all of this area in Germany.” i can’t, that’s simply too hard to picture
What if russia occupied 20% of your country?
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Liberals in 2016: Love Wins Liberals in 2026: We need to dig up the decomposing body of Lindsay Graham and arrest him for homosexuality
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Officially oneshotted by esoteric rightist xitter, read this as "Miguel Serrano"
BREAKING: Historic Iwo Jima statue in VA (built in 1945) just decapitated by Miguel Soriano Immigration status not known
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