Recovering submariner engaged in “other operations” - Nuclear capable

the land of hypocrisy
Joined June 2019
I will not be taking questions at this time.
What's the BEST airport for plane spotting? ✈️
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Can the 60k people being given the boot from Microsoft all get together and form a new company that builds a version of Windows and Office that doesn’t have AI, doesn’t use Sharepoint or OneDrive and doesn’t suck?
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“There is no substitute.”
Life is hard. Buy that Porsche Turbo. Make it harder.
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
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“This is a war on Christmas!” 🥴
Fun side note, in 2011 CVN-72 transited across the international date line the evening of December 24th. At midnight we were to set clocks to 00:00 of the 26th. However, crew family found out (very poor OPSEC) and we didn’t change until the following evening, “saving” Christmas.
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So cringe …
meanwhile, JLo aims for the cringe of the year award
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I'm just going to point out that there are two people at the start of this hike.
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Recession AND diabetes indicator
Crumbl Cookies just dropped a VALUE MENU and it's actually... pretty good?! 🍪 Starting today Crumbl has some new value options start with Chocolate Chip Cookie Thins for 99 cents each - those were previously 2 for about $5 in their normal menu. Dirty Sodas also have gotten big price drops with 12oz for 99 cents, 24oz for $1.49, and 32oz for $1.99 with up to 3 mix-ins or you can choose the existing creations. You can save another 30 cents if you combine a Cookie Thin and Dirty Soda with a 24oz Dirty Soda (or just regular soda) and Cookie Thin for $2.19. For comparison, near me at McDonald's a 24oz 'Crafted Soda' is $3.59 by itself. What do you think of the Crumbl value menu? #crumbl #crumblcookies #cheapeats #cookies #soda
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
“if i ate taco bell my stomach would be in shambles” sounds like a skill issue grow up
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Even Tina thinks this is bad.
What the actual fuck have I just read
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
The funniest thing about Airbnb owners crashing out on threads is that their main response to everyone is "go stay in a hotel then" without somehow realizing that people have decided to stay in hotels instead and this is Airbnb trying to bring people back.
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
My favorite Blue Angels beach buzz shot of all time 😍 Perfect light, perfect shadows!
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Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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Are you ready?! The Wingstop x Sour Patch Kids collab drops TOMORROW for Club Wingstop members and this one is WILD! 😲 Let me know if you're trying it and what you think... I can't wait to hear from you all!
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Dos hombres, un mismo destino, comerse el mundo
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Tweet of the year?
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So are they just…breathing in carbon fibers? Add it to the PACT ACT guys
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Dear streaming services, I get it. Paying for a subscription isn’t enough anymore, and now we have to sit through commercials. Still not cool, but we get it. You’re greedy. But can you at least stop showing the same three ads over and over?! I’m genuinely starting to hate companies I’ve never bought anything from because you keep waterboarding me with their ads every five minutes.
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Indefinite Lieutenant 🏴‍☠️ retweeted
I’ll say it again. PTI is the best, most influential sports TV ever. 25 years of pure gold with Tony and Mike. And still the gold standard in sports TV.
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