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Joined December 2015
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Just to be CLEAR (stfu I'm going to bed after this) I'm not giving him shit for selling his own ashtray. I'm giving him shit for highlighting one if the only 2 factors in every OTHER ashtray as if his is different
OK now I'm REALLY mad 😂 I figured why not turn this into a video Usually you can see my videos are just me yappin with a photo and a heading. Super simple, grab the photo from Google, record what I have to say, add video, add heading, add captions, done Sometimes I'll include clips of what im watching, but I'm actively watching, so I just flip the camera and record my TV I assumed that because TikTok makes it WAY easier than every other app to make videos, that I could just screen record the Seth Rogen thing and plop it in BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT. So I had to record the set up, then record my commentary, then I had to go into an editing app and put them together. That's not to mention adding the censors and the ashtray photo 😅😅😅 I will NOT be putting that much time into short form videos again, so ENJOY
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OK now I'm REALLY mad 😂 I figured why not turn this into a video Usually you can see my videos are just me yappin with a photo and a heading. Super simple, grab the photo from Google, record what I have to say, add video, add heading, add captions, done Sometimes I'll include clips of what im watching, but I'm actively watching, so I just flip the camera and record my TV I assumed that because TikTok makes it WAY easier than every other app to make videos, that I could just screen record the Seth Rogen thing and plop it in BUT YOU CAN'T DO THAT. So I had to record the set up, then record my commentary, then I had to go into an editing app and put them together. That's not to mention adding the censors and the ashtray photo 😅😅😅 I will NOT be putting that much time into short form videos again, so ENJOY
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....dont most ashtrays have 3 slots...? I use a cigar ash tray in bed because that's just where I'm at in life, fucking judge me. But that has 3 slots My little Bob Marley one that I got from the dude who was my roommate and then his wife said he wasn't allowed to be friends with me, also has 3 slots. And when I'm thinking of just like a standard bar ash trey, they have like 5
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....dont most ashtrays have 3 slots...? I use a cigar ash tray in bed because that's just where I'm at in life, fucking judge me. But that has 3 slots My little Bob Marley one that I got from the dude who was my roommate and then his wife said he wasn't allowed to be friends with me, also has 3 slots. And when I'm thinking of just like a standard bar ash trey, they have like 5
nobody has done more for destroying the aura of weed and weed culture than seth rogan
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Seth Rogen himself has done more to make me feel like my brain is not sober than any of the "substances" I consumed today 😂😂😂
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Lolllllll idk if you guys know Ray William Johnson, he's been a YouTuber forever, you've definitely seen his face He does these true crime storytelling videos and uses a bunch of AI. And it's....AI art you know what it is I just skipped through a FORTY FIVE minute video of this JJJackfilms dude "calling him out" and it was such an odd experience The premise of the video is just "Look , Ray uses AI! There's imperfections!!! They spelled a word wrong!!! His finger looks weird!!!" And at one point the guy is like COFUZZLED by the fact that all the comments are commenting on the story, and not yelling at him for using AI. Bro is like, these people, idk, I don't think they're STUPID, it's just that like there's a story and they're focused on that .....Correct. The audacity to think that in 2026 that only you and your community are able to spot AI images/animated videos. Next he's gonna tell us that The Avengers didn't ACTUALLY get blipped in Infinity War 😂😂😂 I don't wanna share it to give it more engagement because it was just so cringe, but it is very funny to watch. You don't need to watch the whole thing, I skipped through and it's LITERALLY just "LOOK! AI! OMG!" But it's not just that, it's the fact that a balding man was giggling like a little girl over the fact that he thought he was exposing the guy who says HUGE SHOUTOUT TO THE SPONSOR IF THIS VIDEO LEONARDO AI! and literally making the point of people being interested in the story as if he just found out that his crush likes him back My gaydar is really bad, so maybe that's part of it? But idk it seemed more just soy mixed with jealousy and solipsism Like if you're anti AI, whatever lol don't watch it. But you're not exposing anything and you're not smarter or more observant than people who don't have an issue with AI media lol get the fuck over yourself
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I hate cops I hate criminals more No one NEEDED to steal anything here. The world is broken
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Ayo Das a come up cuhhh
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! A White man in Illinois GOES BALLISTIC on a Black family who took 40 JUICE BOXES off his porch during Halloween. White Homeowner: "YOU STOLE FORTY JUICE BOXES!!!! You took EVERYTHING! YOU ARE THIEVES!! Black Mother: "Well then you shouldn't put it outside..."
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I will never be this confident about anything in my life
I mean what did he expect would happen? The cop would just taka off everything and fist fight him?
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The girl who attacked someone yesterday is on a cocktail of heavy psychiatric medication. That doesn't excuse her behavior, it just proves she should be monitored and kept away from the public before she kills someone.
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😭😂😭😂😭😂 Idc if it's fake, this is hilarious. Bro has a whole page of these and I watched them all
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The Indian Jesus | Lutch retweeted
The whole city need a drug test
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I'VE ALREADY BEEN‼️😭😭😭
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"I just wanted to be black" like what ?????
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The Indian Jesus | Lutch retweeted
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It's hard to tell the scale but is this heart not gigantic?? @grok can you tell how big this is compared to an average human heart?
Before a heart transplant, organ is connected to a warm perfusion device that pumps a continuous supply of oxygenated blood and electrolytes, keeping temperature and pressure constant while the organ is outside the human body. [📹 jaye_weston]
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One day I hope to have the self image of myself that this person has of themselves
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Wait.....I feel like I'm certain that I would never have gone thru multiple laptops throughout my life and never peel these off because I DEFINITELY didn't know they're not just stickers @grok this is a joke, right?
Bro thought the stickers were purely for decoration 😭
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