Is this thing still on?
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2011
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Register for the Loony Bin Comedy Club in Little Rock before this Sunday and we will add The Lonny Bin in Tulsa to your registration. Get the last 2 Satellite for 2026. worldseriesofcomedy.com/
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Going live today with @breakroomnr and Galactus and HERBIE (and some other @newrockstars superstars) to talk all about The Fantastic 4! 2 PM on Twitch and YouTube!
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Brought my LEGIT CHILDHOOD PAPA SMURF to the @youtube shorts Early Access Premiere of @smurfsmovie and he had a great time. Thanks for having us #SmurfsMovie #YouTubeShorts #ParamountPictures
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🎭 LAST CHANCE!
My sketch comedy writing workshop — Start Writing Sketch Comedy Now! — kicks off THIS SAT May 24… and this is the only time we’re offering it in 2025. checkout.square.site/merchan…
#SketchComedy #ComedyWriters #WritingWorkshop #ImprovToSketch #ComedyCommunity #SNL
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Aaron Rodgers Shows Rookies How To Break Down Zapruder Film
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Thank you to all the joke writers who participated in our 30 Day Joke Challenge, and to @AtulsMonologue for his #sketchschooljokes leadership!
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Sketchy Solo Squad Show Tomorrow Night
Sunday, September 15
6pm PST / 9pm EST
Register to watch NOW @
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@TheSketchSchool
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Man Who Bragged About Rawdogging His Flight Now Pregnant With Boeing 747: ow.ly/usfu50ThUtY
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Looking forward to joining Dan Butler and the rest of this kick-ass cast. @AnotherShotPLay
ICYMI - #AnotherShot is coming to NYC! 🦩 We’ll see you at the Linney Theatre at Signature Center on October 15. Tickets are on sale now!
#AnotherShotPlay #newplay #offbroadway #nyctheatre #sober #recovery #soberliving
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US National Parks are receiving a record-high gift of $100 Million. Great news to undo the damage caused by this guy! #sketchschooljokes @yogibear2041
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Walmart recalled nearly 10,000 cases of apple juice sold in stores across the US that were found to contain potentially harmful levels of arsenic. Man this heifer will just not quit! #sketchschooljokes @WaltDisneyCo
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Chipotle's CEO is taking over Starbucks. Apparently, he'll still be targeting finance bros, going from helping 'Chipotle Boys' consume more protein and less junk to helping 'Starbucks Boys' consume more caffeine and less cocaine. #sketchschooljokes
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M&Ms maker Mars is buying Kellanova, the maker of Pringles. So, forget The Bachelor, I’m looking forward to seeing which M&M crushes the heart of the Pringles man. #sketchschooljokes
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#Melbourne has banned e-scooters from their city. Yes, after avoiding giant spiders, snakes and jacked kangaroos, Melbourners saw e-scooters and said, "this might kill us".
#electricscooters
#thatsnotascooter
#THISisascooter
#sketchschooljokes
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North Korea is reopening to tourists. Amenities include camps, gun-toting tour guides, dark glasses so you make eye contact with no one and resort games like, 'Where's Your Passport?' #sketchschooljokes
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Trad wife answers your questions! #tradwife #trad #tradwifelife Written and performed by @InfamousACorn!
Next show this Sunday: thesketchschool.com/solo-squ…
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All-new comedy character showcase avail to watch live globally this Sunday! us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi…
