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I only post fortnite funnies

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couldn't be me. I only post fortnite funnies.

you think the average person is spending one thousand dollars in two weeks of playing fortnite?

fuck streetcleaner bro i'm swordsmachine fan for life

is this what people want me to do

explain why fortnitefunnies is bad without moralfagging

i dont make these tweets for you guys btw i make them so i can go back later and laugh sex penis

i am ever evolving and changing and i'm lowk okay with it. i'm doin shit me from four months ago never woulda done and even so i know he'd get it because that's just what we do. course i mean within reason. like i'm not doing morally reprehensible shit ofc.

gooning to meowscarada: yeah that's basically just a furry gooning to liepard: That's a cat. Anthropomorphized version would be fine but otherwise that is JUST a cat. don't do that.

activate shitbrain holy fuck i think i found my favorite combination of words ever

i'm gonna watch the life leave ur eyes buddy get #pwned

10 ft bro that shit's gonna be coming out your ass

half off oyster heroin

i like this pfp it makes me want to eat people and stuff actually i already wanted to do that

hate getting called by my parents while i'm masturbating like PLEASE stop trying to contact me i'm gambling my gator right now

one day i'm gonna eat someone whole and you're all just gonna have to sit there and be like "I mean he did go back in time and kill hitler so...i guess we gotta let em have this one"

Roblox is a child grabber btw