#1 ugliest man in the privacy of his own home

Alpha Centauri
Joined April 2009
oh god i bought rebirth and remake on the steam sale last night while i was hammered, i guess i have to play them now
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i have 2 hard drives (6GB total) and they are freaking chock full. I gotta handle this somehow
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terabytes, not gigabytes you fucking idiot
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what the fuck does any of this shit mean. Someone find me the absolute insane asylum inmate who wrote this incomprehensible nonsense
Just had a weird idea about a video of a Nightreign run where the ending played in the background transparently in reverse, with inverse proportional opacity compared to when it started
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tbh maybe one of the top 5, maybe top 1 funniest emails in all of history just realized this was sent on 9/11, which really cements it at #1
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the "comma, space space, period, space space space question mark" is just incredible posting, and hitting the Muskrat directly with it is, what i believe we call nowadays, generational
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this is what cops must see in their head when someone's in their car like "um actually you can't do that, based on, you know, the entire baseline upon which our entire country was founded"
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applauding and hooting like a baboon because the Airbuster actually killed me. What have you done to me, Miyazaki
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i gotta kill this fucking thing before my CPU melts and i have to end my life because without my desktop pc, i will be absolutely nothing
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Tbh in a just world, some CEO should probably be hanging from a tree for whatever caused this to be printed on a pizza box. Pay your employees!!!
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I am like 8 seconds away from starting the Airbuster fight in FF7R in the perfect state of mind and I can't tear myself away from scrolling on this piece of shit garbage website. What the hell is wrong with me
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Got into a certain kind of mood and wanted to see the various Power Rangers theme songs, and I got jumpscared by one of them and went back to advance it frame-by-frame, and, EXCUSE ME?? (Source at 6:47: youtube.com/watch?v=Cr_2Qs_g… )
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this must be one of the most absurd RPG clips of all time
Wurmple vs Rayquaza
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don't be a hater, be a 'bater
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I will always regret doing anything to spread AI content, but I'm afraid I laughed my penis off at this and I hope someone else might enjoy it, because it's already out there
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: MIGHTY ZION ORANGE RANGER 🍊⚡ Straight from the lost archives of 1995 Saturday morning television. It's morphin' time.
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Infex (Miscellaneous Unc) retweeted
Every Metroid title is perfect. Metroid: yup Return of Samus: sure does Super Metroid: yeah no kidding look at the size of that thing. Metroid Fusion: yeah man that definitely happened Metroid Dread: she sure does. I mean I did. Metroid Ravenous: she sure seems to be
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Infex (Miscellaneous Unc) retweeted
Les Japonais qui s’empressent d’aller se pendre avant que leurs collègues n’abattent les arbres pour imprimer les mangas pédophiles.
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Infex (Miscellaneous Unc) retweeted
Currently there are two simultaneous race wars, Turkey vs. China and Japan vs. French leftist/immigrants. The Japanese 🇯🇵, as you know, are culturally allergic to public disorder. So the Franco-Japanese War kicked off when they saw French accounts cheering on the riots while using anime avatars and Japanese characters in their handles. They said those anime characters are about virtues such as courage, justice, effort, and friendship, and they shouldn't be associated with torching cars or looting. Basically the message was: “if you need a symbol for destruction, invent your own. Stop culturally appropriating ours for your ugly ends.” From there it escalated into classical mutual stereotype annihilation. The Japanese didn't hold back, using typical allusions to apes and hounding on their failure to build thriving societies despite being given all the aid and welfare in the world. The French accounts (majority were rocking North African flags) hit back, insulting Japanese for screwing sex dolls and working so hard they commit suicide. It wasn't pretty. While that was cooking, a separate Turkey vs. China war was already underway. Algerians 🇩🇿 noticed and decided to ride for their “Turkish brothers,” dropping cartoons roasting the Chinese. The Moroccans 🇲🇦, watching from the sidelines, started laughing and saying "screw the Ummah," telling them they really didn’t want to invite the Chinese to attack them. The Algerian account responded by calling the Moroccan’s sister a whore. This, my friends is what I personally call "fractal racism." On the surface, you think it's just one undifferentiated “brown Muslim” mass. But when you zoom in, what you get is infinite-resolution tribalism and more divisions of recursive hate. At this magnification, the French Muslim immigrant blob split along Maghrebi lines that few of us outsiders know exist. French-Algerian accounts volunteering as Turkish proxies then invites Chinese 🇨🇳 online aggression. Which means the Chinese and Japanese (and Koreans 🇰🇷 who joined them), are now united in common cause in mutual contempt for the same people. Two separate race wars are threatening to collapse into one lol. The internet is so weird and entertaining isn't it. Where and how else could this have happened? Two sides with the deepest historical hatreds on the planet, and likely a fissure point of the next actual kinetic World War, are briefly aligned.
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so real
پس از امکان ترجمه پست‌ها یاد گرفتیم: ژاپنی‌ها کیوت و انیمه‌ای نیستن. کره‌ای‌ها واقعاً بولی هستن. چینی‌ها هورنی هستن. آرژانتینی‌ها نژادپرستن. ترک‌ها متوهمن. هر جمله‌‌ی برزیلی‌ها اولین باره در تاریخ حیات بشر شنیده شده. … تنها چیزی که از قبل می‌دونستیم کودن بودن آمریکایی‌هاست.
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CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!
الارجنتيني عندما لا يجد لحم حمير ياكله
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