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Witches|32|TX The Universe gives its hardest battles to its silliest warriors.

Joined April 2013
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Existential Dread? No problem! Throw candy at it! Throw candy at your coworkers! Back away slowly!
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Passively suicidal mama’s body (my brother js another me)
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(wokely) sex is inherently masculine, female sexuality should be repressed and discouraged
Does anyone else find the way Chappell sings about women to be very male brained? Obsessing over sex instead of actual wlw love...
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I don't have the luxury of being a silent aloof artist when payment processors and the government are destroying our ability to sell adult content, including my art Tell your reps to vote NO on KOSA/Online Safety Act and to take measures to protect artistic freedom of expression
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inheritance
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Por eso no funcionan los libros que tienen formato de fanfic por qué a quién le importa un random haciendo 7 etiquetas de ao3, digo ... Tropos literarios.El fanfic a mi parecer es una técnica de escritura no oficial que lo hace increíble pero NO es funcional para algo "original"
Readers enjoy your fics cuz they enjoy the source material and there's a high chance they wouldn't have enjoyed it as much if it was an original story because they're not here for the quality of your writing but the fact it's fanwork but the pride of a lot of y'all won't admit it
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People with autism & ADHD age late. We do things late.Our frontal lobe doesn't develop until our mid 30s in many cases (as opposed to the neurotypical norm of age 25). We also have baby faces & childlike mannerisms for life while somehow possessing the wisdom of an ancient sage. So if you don't feel like your age, remember you have eternal youth compared to neurotypicals
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1. nobody will use your website 2. near impossible to achieve 3. near impossible to achieve 4. okay 6. too vague to mean anything 7. nobody will use your website 8. near impossible to achieve 9. sure, but dumb 10. ao3 already does this
you need to see their demands for an 'author centered fanfic website' that include: comment-paywalling reading fics and banning anyone who OP doesn't like specifically. i feel like if your this neurotic about posting on the online, just don't post!
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"they noticed you're scaring the hoes" is perhaps the best 2026 midterms take yet
Young men don’t want your Nazi bullshit because they have gay and trans friends, their favorite coworker is a 50 year old Mexican guy, and they noticed that you’re scaring the hoes
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I'm so tired of white supremacists pretending to care about women & children as an excuse to other & harm MOC, only to shrug or attempt to deflect when white men perpetrate harm against women or children (as is usually the case).
We're in such a fucking dark place aren't we
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Therapist: "Who were you before the trauma? Try to return to that state of being" Me and my CPTSD: I have no memory of this place
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Dice mi mamá que si me da un kilo de tortillas y una coca de 2 litros en fiado.
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5pm after daylight savings feels like foreboding voice: youre running out of time me: for what? foreboding voice: you just are
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If you grew up in an emotionally neglectful household your brain likely adapted by ruminating, empathizing and rationalizing away the neglect so you could conjure the bread crumbs given into an imaginary feast. It means you developed a capacity to accept neglect and self-betrayal as a baseline for any relationship or connection and likely repeated those dynamics in your adult relationships. The beauty of our brains, is these patterns can be disrupted & changed.. 1//5
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The chaos on the timeline rn is so funny 😂 I hope you're all looking after yourselves lovelies 🫶🏻💕 #NoValkoNoMoney #ReinstateValkoNow #全世界都在等敖尹
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one fundamental truth that i think a lot of people here are missing is that humans reading free stories on a free website does not, in fact, on any conceivable level, constitute a problem that requires a solution
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kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
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HEB count your days. Putting out sweet potato pie samples out that can only be ordered through catering is diabolical!
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Being a postal worker is nice in the sense that half the people you work with are also failure to launch autist types. Its the Army if you don't want to kill anybody.
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THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED DUE TO FALLING SALES AND A CHANGING CULTURAL ENVIRONMENT
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