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Existential Dread? No problem! Throw candy at it! Throw candy at your coworkers! Back away slowly!
Candy Witch retweeted
I don't have the luxury of being a silent aloof artist when payment processors and the government are destroying our ability to sell adult content, including my art
Tell your reps to vote NO on KOSA/Online Safety Act and to take measures to protect artistic freedom of expression
Candy Witch retweeted
Por eso no funcionan los libros que tienen formato de fanfic por qué a quién le importa un random haciendo 7 etiquetas de ao3, digo ... Tropos literarios.El fanfic a mi parecer es una técnica de escritura no oficial que lo hace increíble pero NO es funcional para algo "original"
Candy Witch retweeted
People with autism & ADHD age late. We do things late.Our frontal lobe doesn't develop until our mid 30s in many cases (as opposed to the neurotypical norm of age 25). We also have baby faces & childlike mannerisms for life while somehow possessing the wisdom of an ancient sage. So if you don't feel like your age, remember you have eternal youth compared to neurotypicals
Candy Witch retweeted
1. nobody will use your website
2. near impossible to achieve
3. near impossible to achieve
4. okay
6. too vague to mean anything
7. nobody will use your website
8. near impossible to achieve
9. sure, but dumb
10. ao3 already does this
Candy Witch retweeted
I'm so tired of white supremacists pretending to care about women & children as an excuse to other & harm MOC, only to shrug or attempt to deflect when white men perpetrate harm against women or children (as is usually the case).
Candy Witch retweeted
Therapist: "Who were you before the trauma? Try to return to that state of being"
Me and my CPTSD: I have no memory of this place
Candy Witch retweeted
Dice mi mamá que si me da un kilo de tortillas y una coca de 2 litros en fiado.
Candy Witch retweeted
5pm after daylight savings feels like
foreboding voice: youre running out of time
me: for what?
foreboding voice: you just are
Candy Witch retweeted
If you grew up in an emotionally neglectful household your brain likely adapted by ruminating, empathizing and rationalizing away the neglect so you could conjure the bread crumbs given into an imaginary feast. It means you developed a capacity to accept neglect and self-betrayal as a baseline for any relationship or connection and likely repeated those dynamics in your adult relationships. The beauty of our brains, is these patterns can be disrupted & changed.. 1//5
Candy Witch retweeted
The chaos on the timeline rn is so funny 😂
I hope you're all looking after yourselves lovelies 🫶🏻💕
#NoValkoNoMoney #ReinstateValkoNow
#全世界都在等敖尹
Candy Witch retweeted
one fundamental truth that i think a lot of people here are missing is that humans reading free stories on a free website does not, in fact, on any conceivable level, constitute a problem that requires a solution
Candy Witch retweeted
kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon
HEB count your days. Putting out sweet potato pie samples out that can only be ordered through catering is diabolical!
Candy Witch retweeted
Being a postal worker is nice in the sense that half the people you work with are also failure to launch autist types. Its the Army if you don't want to kill anybody.





































