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fake programmer femb♂️y | Matthew 10:16 | artistic freedom enjoyer | DM for Discord/Matrix/Signal

KC area, USA ⛲
Joined November 2017
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
The first time I came out to my trans masc father he asked if I was really trans or if I just wanted to wear womens clothes bc it turned me on. I was 14 btw and I still wonder why he asked me this.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
me: "hey it's kinda rude to peer into other people's shopping cart and make comments on their purchases. do you enjoy it when people are all up in your business?" 5yo: "yes? I like attention."
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Replying to @needastack
My rural/suburban high school class had one pregnancy. One. She had alternate classes once she was visibly pregnant, the administration did not want to normalize it.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
the reason the elder scrolls franchise is good is because it lets us explore and enjoy a universe where continental philosophy is real
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
in planecrash, the main character is a 19 year old male. very uncharacterically for people of this demographic, he is horny and overconfident.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
If you follow me you have a job to do today: Call your congressperson’s office and tell them to vote yes on permitting reform. This bill is Democrat’s first opportunity to show the country we are taking affordability seriously and will continue to after we take back Congress
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
what did he know
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
is that too much to ask for
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Yepp Anakin Skywalker is trans now 🏳️‍⚧️
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
People are gay that have never been gay before
Brett Jones makes history as Alabama’s first openly gay sheriff after defeating two-term Republican incumbent Kevin Turner.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
I’ve recently learned that Canadian conservatives are the intellectual descendants of Paul Ehrlich. I’m becoming increasingly convinced there’s no way to be anti-immigration without becoming anti-capitalist too. You have to rely on degrowth and zero-sum arguments.
La nouvelle la plus importante qui n'a pas été rapportée hier : Mark Carney a caché dans le budget une augmentation massive de l'immigration, avec LE PLUS GRAND NOMBRE DE NOUVEAUX RÉSIDENTS PERMANENTS JAMAIS ENREGISTRÉ pour l'année prochaine. Près de 200 000 de plus que le record historique de Justin Trudeau. Pendant ce temps, on est pris avec une pénurie d’emplois, de logements et de soins de santé. On comprend maintenant pourquoi Mark Carney a fait passer son plan d’immigration en douce dans le budget juste avant la suspension des travaux du Parlement pendant 10 jours, alors que tout le monde était distrait par les élections de mi-mandat. C’est inacceptable. Il faut un vrai débat sur cet enjeu.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
My first dnd session in Kentucky got shot up and the responding officer asked us why we didn’t “throw a fireball back”
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
amused by all the surprised comments on this...who all do you guys think becomes librarians lol
um. this being my local library ???😭😭
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
With Democrats dominating state elections, there's increasing talk of a popular vote compact. Conservatives should welcome this. The electoral college tilts power toward less educated voters within the GOP It would help the human capital problem. richardhanania.com/p/the-con…
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Go for it, Mitt. Sure you’re 80 but those are Mormon years, you’re like equivalent to a normal person being 65
Bad policy, bad character make bad politics: erratic tariffs, impulsive Iran war, blanket pardons, apparent corruption, weaponized justice, ICE brutality, mountainous deficits, hiding Epstein, abandoning allies and coddling enemies. Hoping for a course correction, for the country and for my party.
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Imagine being so racist you get fired by the Atlantic magazine
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
so glad this is trending again because I think it’s one of the most profound and deeply spiritual works of art from the 2020s
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
Colom's resume of being based as shit is incredible. Not only did he put a bunch of murderers in prison but he specifically directed resources to cold cases and got life sentences for rapes and murders that were 20-30 years old. If Cindy Hyde-Smith didn't lie about this gigachad secretly being a pro-crime Soros DA he'd be contentedly granting death sentences to murderers instead of her political career
Holy shit, I didn't realize Scott Colom was denied a federal judgeship because Cindy Hyde-Smith blocked his nomination by lying about his connections to George Soros hahahahaha If she hadn't done that he'd be a district judge and instead he's going to beat her in a Senate race and become the first black Senator from Mississippi since 1870. Nobody has ever been owned this hard by poetic justice The mills of God grind slowly/yet grind exceeding small
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elizabeth 🇺🇲🏳️‍⚧️🎮 retweeted
hey @Nintendo @NintendoAmerica is this footage from the new zelda ocarina of time remake? this video has ruined the image of the brand for me and i dont think i will purchase any Nintendo products ever again because of it
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🇺🇸
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