Connor Whitlock

Anthrax frontman Joey Belladonna says he's excited about the possibility of performing the national anthem at more NFL games. The NFL is reportedly comfortable with the number he's already done.

Matt LaFleur says the Packers are “roughly 20 to 23 more allegations away from considering the possibility that Josh Jacobs might not be a good dude.”

Baker Mayfield revealed his new contract allows him to use a stunt double for up to 3 games per season. “So when it looks like I'm playing terrible or doing absolutely nothing, that was Tony.”

The Chiefs say they “explored several other options” before signing Justin Tucker.

Jets owner Woody Johnson said he reached out to Colts owner Carlie Irsay “as a professional courtesy” to offer his guidance and expertise on tanking for the No. 1 overall pick in the 2027 NFL Draft.

REPORT: Nearly 17 hours after SNF ended, Cris Collinsworth remains in the broadcast booth at Lumen Field, reportedly muttering about Patrick Mahomes.

Caleb Williams served pancakes to Drake Maye at mid field after beating him on TNF.

Sean Payton stared across the field at the Seahawks sideline just before halftime and mogged them so hard that Mike Macdonald is now questionable to return for the second half.

Will Reichard poses for a photo with his concubines following yet another Vikings victory.

Roger Goodell says he is “certain” the NFL will eventually have a team in Europe, with 8 or 9 of its home games each season being played against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Carlie Irsay-Gordon showered with the team following the win over Washington, taking notes to better understand where the Colts can improve on hygiene.

With all the single digit numbers already taken in New York, and Isaiah Likely declining JJ McCarthy’s offer for #9, McCarthy will officially wear #69.

No Drama No Allegations No Alcohol No Drugs No Scandals Just a straight dogshit Head Coach

Roger Goodell says he’d like to expand the NFL’s international series to include interstellar games, with hopes of hosting a game on Arrakis by 2036.

Mike Evans is reportedly dealing with a rib/oblique injury on top of a hip injury, as well as spastic colon, tennis elbow, sciatica, and a bruised pancreas. He also tested positive for pregnancy and is believed to be in his 2nd trimester. Evans is questionable for Week 4.

The Vikings will make changes to their offense this week, including deploying the ladder Kyler uses to get up to counter height and chop carrots with his special knife, to see if it helps him see over his own linemen.

Daejon Love (not a football player) is officially out today for the 49ers.

Bears coaches fear Caleb Williams “may never knit again” following a gruesome injury Sunday.

Bijan Robinson will reportedly be fined $20,000 for his touchdown celebration Thursday night after chugging a Coors Light instead of the NFL’s officially sponsored, more taste less filling Miller Lite.