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job Placement, n: Telling your boss what he can do with your job. #instantfollow

In any problem, if you find yourself doing an infinite amount of work, the answer may be obtained by inspection. #teamautofollow

Do not use if foil seal is broken. - #ifollowback #instantly

If I have not seen so far it is because I stood in giant's footsteps.

The hardest part of climbing the ladder of success is getting through the crowd at the bottom. #AlwaysFollowBack

A log may float in a river, but that does not make it a crocodile. #followback

Everything should be as simple as possible, but no simpler. - A. Einstein #instantfollowback

#BOFH excuse #453: Spider infestation in warm case parts

In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member. -Groucho Marx

#Stone's Law: One man's "simple" is another man's "huh?" #AlwaysFollowBack

Can't open /usr/share/games/fortune/fortunes.dat. #instantfollow

When the #revolution comes, count your change.

Every program is a part of some other program, and rarely fits. #AlwaysFollowBack

#JAPAN is a #WONDERFUL planet -I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of #COMPARATIVE SHOPPING .. #instantfollowback

"Call me stupid [ Chorus: "You're stupid, #Linus" ], but I actually compiled and booted this remotely." - Linus

#Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. #InstantFollowBack

A #experirncia de vanguarda de ontem r o chique de hoje e o clichr de amanhn. -Richard Hofstadter, historiador americano

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. -Benjamin Disraeli

"..and the fully armed nuclear warheads, are, of course, merely a courtesy detail." #InstantFollowBack