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Joined November 2020
Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
“If I hit on single women, my competition is every guy in the world. If I hit on taken ones it's one guy."
I once spoke with an absolutely vile person who explained why he exclusively hit on married/taken women He'd made a pass at me, I said I was taken, he said he knew, and I called him out and said "If you knew, why would you do that?" "If I hit on single women, my competition is every guy in the world. If I hit on taken ones it's one guy." Although this is one of the most toxic things I've ever heard, I do think it's worth internalizing, because you can make your partner compete against the entire world even if no one ever hits on you That's what you're doing if you're constantly comparing them in your head to others, that's what porn does, that's what getting deep in the weeds with romance books does, and it's what the Call Her Daddy-style "You can do better" mindset teaches And you know what? Maybe you actually CAN do better. Maybe both of you could! You could both spend your entire lives treating people like baseball cards, trading them in over and over to optimize for some superior stat But if you've committed to someone, specifically if you've vowed to "forsake all others," they are not your monkey branch to use to upgrade
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
thinking about it now, i was early regarding certain important things, i wasn't just consistent.
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
Insane level of Aura of confidence lmao…
“Ronaldo said we can” That man na cult leader no worry
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
I hate sore losers man. Barca are lodging a complaint against psg because of a tifo 😅
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
I prefer the so-called Islamic banks being called “Ethical Banks”. It makes more sense. There is no way a bank, whether Islamic or conventional, is going to avoid interest in this “fiat currency system” that derives its value extrinsically as opposed to the system of gold and silver of the time the prophet that derives its value intrinsically. Here is the dilemma for me, not yet a trilemma even though that is brewing as well. So, the issue of Riba. It’s either we agree the paper currency or fiat system is Riba-based or otherwise. It’s binary. If there is Riba in it, then no amount of kwaskwarima in the name of Islamic banking would make it Riba-free. Think, the multiplier effect of fiat in the Fractional Reserve System. The other spectrum of the binary, which is, no Riba in the fiat system. If there is no Riba in it, then Ethical way of doing business that mirrors the spirit of the Shariah comes into play (Count me in here). But then, how I see it, our Islamic banks believe there is Riba in paper currency which operates in a fiat system backed by fractional reserve system which Riba is almost unavoidable (knowingly or unknowingly). In conclusion, it’s either we agree there is no Riba in fiat; and we opt for ethical way of doing business, or we agree there is Riba in fiat and almost no amount of window dressing it in would make it Riba-free. I may be wrong, but that’s how I see it. 😅
Islamic banks are not charity organizations. It's a business venture meant to make profit with the guide of Islamic tenets. Regulated by CBN and sharia body.
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
this must have broken so many brains back in 1996
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
Jermaine Cole with hall of fame flows fr fr.
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
Was busy minding my own business, buying myself some cold water and bread then I heard these kids whispering, "Us if we don't lock in."
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
JP Morgan opening a merchant banking branch in Nigeria should never be celebrated as good news. This move is simply the latest phase in the aggressive financialization of the Nigerian state, a destructive process that began under the Olusegun Obasanjo administration through the neoliberal NEEDS programme drafted by Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. Nigeria is being systematically integrated into the global financial architecture not as a producer, but as a speculative playground for foreign capital. This trajectory will effectively dismantle any remaining hope of us ever developing into a sovereign industrial powerhouse in Africa.
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
JUST IN: Anthropic recorded a staggering $80,000,000,000.00 net loss in the first half of 2026.
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
Reminder not having a long commute is one of the biggest life upgrades. You never normalize against this, like you would a very good or very bad event (the commuting paradox, described in the Scandinavian Journal of Economics). Moving closer to work or going remote is worth it
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
“Boyfriend” “trick” E get some words wey no suppose dey inside sentence together. Like your keyboard suppose shout syntax error when you type am together.
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
Women will take sex worker tactics and try to apply it to their civilian relationships. BABY, NO!
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
corporate swag
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
nearly died last thursday. here are a few thoughts on what i want from life. i’m grateful, but i want more. i am capable of more. i will be more. happy birthday jojo, e sure for you 🥳
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
First time in as long as I can remember that I’m turning a Juventus game off. No desire to watch this any longer. This team doesn’t care. This management doesn’t care. This coach doesn’t care. I care too much to watch this embarrassing group insult that shirt. We deserve better. Nothing has changed. Nothing will. Another season over before it’s even started. A Juventus of old was 13 points behind and still came back to roar to a title. This group can’t string together 3 passes, let alone 3 points. Goodnight.
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
Phil Foden gets his first goal since December 2025 ✨
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
I might finally have a job maybe
if all AI disappeared today, how would that affect you?
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Akpan Akpari Fuji Kakashi Kawa Kawasaki retweeted
I know better than to take a man with no spine seriously. If a man can’t stick by his word even if it costs him that’s the first red flag. I avoid him before he gets close enough to stab me in the back. I weigh character and if I see no principles, no moral fibre. I steer clear
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