CLASSIFIED: An Investigator Jayvik Zine

// FOR ANYONE CONFUSED, THIS ACCOUNT IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE DEDICATED TO CLASSIFIED: AN INVESTIGATOR JAYVIK ZINE. Any changes to the original identity of this account will only be temporary and done for storytelling purposes. (Continuation in replies)

Do you like my costume coo If you say yes you will get yummy worm treats

Do not worry, the handbook will be accessible to all P.I.L.T. employees. Editing profile is a buggy mess. Could only figure out how to fix images, not text. Do not ask me what a "jayvik" is. I do not know. No one told me. If you know, please share. I will offer a peck in return.

Make sure it's wheat bread. Doc says I need to be eating healthier.

// You can check out the INVJV archive doc: docs.google.com/document/d/1… Do note that it has some issues opening on mobile 😅 It would be best to access it on your tablet or laptop/computer

As far as my memory storage goes, I have never had a human vessel. Did you perhaps miss my dashing selfie on the inbox page (° v°)

Don't get me started! Too many to choose from. Gummy worms don't taste like real worms. I also find the buffalo chicken wing chips somewhat insensitive to birdkind. That said, I have never seen a buffalo chicken hybrid in person before. Maybe that is their preferred form?

Good news, recruits: The inbox is now live! Send any questions about the project. Or P.I.L.T. in general. I will do my best to answer everything. For example, what's the best snack in our vending machines. — Regards, your peckish P.I.L.T. employee pilthandbook.straw.page/

Reminder: Keep your eyes open! You never know what's around the corner 🤫 Stay tuned for more office tips! — Regards, your friendly feathery P.I.L.T. employee

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All will be revealed in due time.

Your enthusiasm is appreciated, though misguided. Due to some... unforeseen circumstances, it appears that this project has been majorly misconstrued. Changes are now being made to correct that. Despite this hiccup, we hope that you will continue to support our project efforts.

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