“I can turn the air you breathe into stone. Remember that before you threaten my family.” Susan H. Storm. MDNI. All credit goes to wifey for the edits.
East Glenville, NY
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// this is the funniest thing ever and I swear to god I need to see one of the avengers just randomly throw their pants mid battlefield
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Petty?
Me?
/You’re absolutely right she is. Even their model toys aren’t paired together anymore. Out of spite she set hers in the aquarium.
No.
|| you mean Margot Robbie I refuse to believe they’re are two different people
Samara Weaving has been cast as Emma Frost in Marvel Studios’ ‘X-MEN’ film.
(deadline.com/2026/07/x-men-s…)
/There’s a bright yellow stickie note on the coffee pot for when he comes up for air;
“If you’re not coming to bed the least you can do is SHOWER”
/Shower underlined exactly six times with a thick sharpie, the stains on the counter
“I can smell you from 5th avenue.”
Therapist: “What does he do that makes you so angry?”
Me: “Breathe.”
Reed: “Be serious, Susan.”
Me: “You want serious? YOU WANT SERIOUS? He knew I was pregnant before I did.”
Therapist: “How….”
Reed enthusiastically, me: “Science.”