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I was an usher in my only brother's wedding.

Unemployed in Greenland
Joined June 2009
Anyone interested in an Eric Bienemy-inspired “Edgy Asshole” t-shirt?
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The way this week’s going I’m just waiting for the Chiefs to induct Jovan Belcher into the ring of honor.
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“You know who we need in the wide receiver room? Rae Carruth!” - Brett Veach, probably
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I have a feeling that Harrison Butker might come down with a sudden case of “Josh Simmons back.”
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I’ve seen enough tape to realize that Xavier Worthy ONLY drops passes that are thrown to him.
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Can’t believe this post hasn’t been deleted or at least fleed to Argentina by now.
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Still waiting for Fellatin’ Peyton, Nationwide.
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👇🏻 not furnishing his house with Wayfair
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I know they’re the Los Angeles Chargers but every now and then I still call them the San Diego Redskins.
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At this very moment someone at KU is making a hype video about how many slaves K-State owned during the Civil War. #sunflowershowdown
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Flagg (fun icon) + 32 (killer basketball number) …yet someone chose to focus on his initials and his home state? This is unpresentable. The marks below took me less than 5-min to create. They’re nowhere near final but they’re a better start than New Balance’s finish.
BREAKING: Cooper Flagg has unveiled his signature logo with New Balance 👀 The logo is inspired by his home state, Maine, featuring pine tree cutouts on the "C".
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People are speculating why Kingsley Suamataia was benched. But you know what they say, speculation makes an ass out of “u” and “lation.”
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Nose Bleeds: 😡🤬😤 Front Row: 🤭🤣😆
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Maxx Crosby is what Jake Busey wishes he looked like.
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If you need a 1st down, just toss a good ole fashioned Hospital Ball to move the sticks.
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Add “successful fake punts” to my list of turn-ons.
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Add “squashing momentum after a successful fake punt” to my list of turn-offs.
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Rams should run that Iowa play. #FreeAdvice
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Should’ve ran the Iowa play.
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