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"when we elect you abolish ICE"
"right, after we're elected, we defund ICE"
"No, no, no, abolish them"
"Ok, after we're elected, make ICE to wear bodycams"
"No, abolish ICE!"
"Right, right...after we're elected, send $2B to Israel and tell ICE they cant wear masks anymore"
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DEMOCRATS WHEN THEY WANT YOUR VOTE: Itβs time for HOPE and CHANGE and JOY!!! π
DEMOCRATS AFTER THEY WIN:
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Food delivery apps are fucking incredible.
They charge the restaurant a fee, the customer a fee, pay the driver fuck all, and somehow still manage to lose money.
I'm beginning to think the greatest innovation of modern capitalism is finding new ways to be a middleman.
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Now that some Commies Libed out. Can we get some Libs to Commie out and actually improve people's lives for once.
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"bicycles should have to follow the same rules as cars because they are equally dangerous"
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Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
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This map is a better understanding of how the voter map looks. Instead of filling in empty land with red, it shows you the reality of who Republicans are. Those people hanging onto the fringes of America's great cities. They rely on the Urban areas they slander.
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Just got my accommodation list for state testing and the only accommodation I got was βno breaksβ
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The Paraguayan president is being impeached after a bank he was involved with collapsed, making the savings of half the population inaccessible, alongside 15% of the country's tax revenue.
Anyways, I think the Paraguayans have taken it rather well, looking at his Wikipedia page.
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Replying to @EvanPrinciple
"Dominated by the major metropolitan gays" Is that straight out of your Grindr profile?
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the type of shit my 68-year-old liberal vote blue no matter who grandpa be saying rn
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casual fans seeing gaster: who is that
gaster: i am the writer of the prophecy
casual fans: oh okay carry on





























