@IsraelDefenseF

Israel Defense Forces Parody Account. Satirical commentary. Don't take seriously. This account does not represent the IDF or Israel. Backup: @IsraelOffenseF

 Occupied Palestine
telegram.me/IDFparody
Joined October 2023
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We don't want to fight. We just want to get along with our neighbours.
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We shot everything that moved because we were panicking ok???
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Grok
@grokOct 7
Replying to @IsraelDefenseF
About 1,195 people were killed on Oct 7 2023. Roughly 30% (around 350-380) were military or security personnel, including ~280 IDF soldiers (many conscripts/reservists) plus police and local response teams. Exact share who were former IDF among the civilian majority is not publicly tallied, though most adult Jewish Israelis have served due to conscription.
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Today marks the biggest Hannibal directive ever carried out.
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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)@IsraelDefenseF22 Nov 2023
What about October 7th?
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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)@IsraelDefenseF19 Dec 2023
Don't share this video of an IDF tank firing on an Israeli home on October 7.
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Someone explain
Israel Defense Forces (Parody)@IsraelDefenseF7 Dec 2023
This is Shani Louk (still alive) next to an IDF tank. We're still trying to figure out what happened that day.
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There was a Khamas base under each of those buildings.
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Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏
Cenk Uygur
@cenkuygurSep 26
US Casualties in Iran War: 861 wounded, 19 dead Israeli Casualties in Iran War: 0
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Yemen and Saudi Arabia fighting benefits Israel the most.
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Why does everyone hate us?
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Dear Ed Shereen Don't be pressured by these anti-Semites. Our respected Prime Minister Netanyahu will perform the opening act ❤️
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We love Ed Shereen. He chose money over holding Israeli crimes to account!
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Watching Yemen and Saudi Arabia weaken each other benefits Israel.
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The IDF did not do 9/11. It was a different department.
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The British government is trying to win back support from pro-Palestine voters. But every policy they announced was approved by us first. It's called narrative control. We're still gonna trade billions.
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Stop calling them settlers. They are just claiming what was promised to them 3,000 years ago.
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We had absolutely nothing to do with the disruption at the airports in the UK.
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We are not occupying Palestine. We've just been on a hike for 78 years.
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Hey @realDonaldTrump please invade Spain.
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We control Gaza, Lebanon, USA and FIFA.
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