Your one-stop shop for all your anxious college student needs. The artist formerly known as -----
Utah, USA
Joined May 2016
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I wish I was brave enough to say "In a while, crocodile!" BEFORE someone else says "See you later, alligator!" Just to see what would happen
HE'S DEAD. I'VE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS DAY FOR YEARS.
We’re devastated to confirm that Mr. Peanut is gone. He died doing what he did best – having people’s backs when they needed him most. #RIPeanut
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Have you ever felt an emotion that can not be defined by a word, but can be defined by a sound? Today I feel like a pterodactyl screech.
Honestly, I'll vibe with the way 2020 is starting off. Let's just get all the BS out of the way in the first week or two.
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My name is Paige Marie Crane and I am making ramen at 2:00 AM. Yes, I am almost the age of an adult but I doubt I will ever actually be one.
Hmmm do I leave my window open and wake up frozen solid, or do I close my window and wake up drowning in sweat? 🤔 Tough choice.
Nothing quite brings me pleasure like finding a pen made of green plastic, then testing it and it actually writes in green.
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Serebii Update: There will be 18 Gyms in Pokémon Sword and Shield, spread across a minor league and a major league serebii.net/index2.shtml
I just put my hands together and it made a fart noise and I don't know how to make it clear to the class of 30 some people that it wasn't real.