Bree

Perfection is unattainable.

I don’t understand how people get thousands back in taxes, if I have to pay in less than $1k that’s a win. Also why isn’t my dog considered a dependent, he’s the MOST dependent.

Idc who wins this #BengalsvsChiefs game, I just want the Eagles to lose the Superbowl

To the next person who calls for a Vikings players head after today’s game, I’ll take your head you bandwagon bullshit fake fan. #Skol

It’d be cool if we could show up to this game. #Skol

Patrick Peterson was like “not today Josh Allen” #SKOL

This game is going to leave me with bruised hands, no voice & high blood pressure. #SKOL

So.. we gonna get those powerball numbers so I know if I’m going to work tonight or nah?

Anyone remember Circus Pizza? Pretty sure they all closed/were taken over by Chuck E Cheese by 2000.. anyway, some dude tipped me a circus pizza game coin last night, so that’s super useful. 🫠

Do normal adults always have money in their bank accounts?

My next door neighbor needs to be put in a home.. this probably sounds heartless but I’m not your kid, if you’re that uncomfortable staying in your home without someone checking on you, get an assistant & for the love of all things stop calling me cause you lost your corded phone

Some of y’all have never worked service industry & it shows. Y’all are whiny, douche wagons.

Yrs ago some perp would say some form of “you’d be prettier if you smiled.” we’d fake laugh & walk away. Now we snap back “stop talking & maybe your wife wouldn’t hate you.” It’s why I laugh like a psycho when the “ask one of our friendly staff” announcement comes on. 🫠

I’ve been sober for 21 days. Will I be sober forever? 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m happy not drinking right now & my number 1 life goal is to be happy.

When you quit drinking people say shit like “omg why? What happened? Are you pregnant?” If you quit eating carbs or smoking crack people say “good for you! That’s great!” See the problem?

Why does my dog only want to be the loudest, wildest monster when I want to be sleeping? Is it payback for me nagging him to play all day?

Put in the energy to go back to therapy today, then had to put down a reason to be seen so I wrote “life” & it wasn’t deemed important enough so I was denied.