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Mojo Jojo really went to the Powerpuff Girls sleepover & said his name was “Mojesha”
They beat tf out him
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161/226 Consolidated Results (Presidential Election)
Hakainde Hichilema (UPND) - 2,057,986
Brian Mundubile (NRPUP) - 1,190,920
Harry Kalaba (CF) - 13,394
Kelvin Fube Bwalya (ZMP) - 12,120
Fred M’membe (SP) - 8,022
Given Katuta (IND) - 4,984
Given Chansa (MEE) - 4,719
Brian Mushimba (OPP) - 3,760
Richard Silumbe (LM) - 2,338
Ackim Njobvu (DU) - 1,926
Howard Kunda (ZAWAPA) - 1,903
Richwell Siamunene (NFP) - 1,344
Daniel Pule (CDP) - 893
Registered voters - 5,874,765
Valid votes - 3,304,309
Rejected votes - 89,789
Total votes cast - 3,394,098
Voter turnout - 57.77%
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105/226 Consolidated Results (Presidential Election)
Hakainde Hichilema (UPND) - 1,056,812
Brian Mundubile (NRPUP) - 830,841
Harry Kalaba (CF) - 9,454
Kelvin Fube Bwalya (ZMP) - 9,303
Fred M’membe (SP) - 5,664
Given Katuta (IND) - 3,671
Given Chansa (MEE) - 3,524
Brian Mushimba (OPP) - 2,666
Richard Silumbe (LM) - 1,713
Ackim Njobvu (DU) - 1,197
Howard Kunda (ZAWAPA) - 1,192
Richwell Siamunene (NFP) - 1,041
Daniel Pule (CDP) - 659
Registered voters - 3,588,987
Valid votes - 1,927,737
Rejected votes - 63,280
Total votes cast - 1,991,017
Voter turnout - 55.48%
Chim retweeted
Jonah is moving like Fabrizio these elections
If he hasn’t said anything about it, it’s not official
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To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your
cavity walls.
This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.
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I’m in love with this sentence:
“The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”
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Rats die in traps because they don't understand why the cheese is free.
—African Proverb—
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I’m in love with this sentence:
“The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”
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RZA the only one on So Appalled that actually sounded like he felt shit was “fucking ridiculous”
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The Fall-Off interview with @JColeNC. Friday on @AppleMusic & YouTube
