Fakezy

Feels nice to tweet whatever the fuck I want here even if nobody sees it

Those wet dreams man 😩

Kinda crazy how quick your entire life can be uprooted 🫠

I just looked at hotel prices in Vegas for the hypothetical impulsive situation where I actually did last minute go to twitch con and lmao over 2 grand for 3 days 💀

Either the seasonal depression hit today or I just had too much coffee and can’t disassociate my feels 🫠

It’s nice to feel serotonin again

🌿👈😎👉🍃

You ever just stop reaching out to people because it’s been ages and they probably have new friends now

Girls are so hot

Being in your 30’s means you’re always lonely it seems lmao

High hours

Boobs

Happy single awareness day I guess

So if software developers and IT people are in such high demand why is it so hard to find a job

I feel like I’m the only person on dating apps that isn’t obsessed with dogs

I make the greatest decisions while high. Like buying tinder gold because I’m lonely asf.

I open twitter and I’m like yeah let’s tweet something since I haven’t talked to anyone in months then realize nobody sees my tweets anymore lmao

People on here really don’t want you playing hogwarts legacy lmao

Sex? What’s that?