Been the coolest kid around town since 2000 -- Official account of that one YouTuber/streamer you've never heard of. Twitch: https://xitter.gq/t.co/iovkDp7DEI
ur mom's house lmao
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It's 2010. You're outside at 9 PM playing Ghost in the Graveyard with 5 friends. Your only worry in life is getting caught while running to the "homebase". Life is good... Until 10 years later when you have to wipe your ass with Clorox wipes because people are hoarding all the TP
Toddlers when they randomly become self-aware and start developing thoughts
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That feeling of your lungs closing in on themselves while your organs forces stomach acid out through your mouth and not being able to breathe for a solid 10 seconds until you aggressively cough your body back into life-mode 😍🤤
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if someone ever held a gun to my head and said "what's your fortnite password"
tell my family I love them
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I will do whatever it takes to bring every single grocery item inside in one trip. I would sacrifice the blood circulation in my fingers and put grocery bags around my neck than to go back outside to make a second trip
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How I sleep knowing damn well that I forgot to brush my teeth despite the dentist's multiple warnings of early-stage gingivitis
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dear atheists;
if "Sean" is pronounced "Shawn", then why isn't "Dean" pronounced "Dawn"? Checkmate
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