It's Madison

Why do we even celebrate Earth Day? The Earth is here EVERY DAY!

My neighbors keep complaining to the landlord about my dog peeing on their door. Why are people so mean?

Last week I farted twice. OMG! Why did I say that? I'm such a guy!

LOL guys, I'm such a dork! Almost left the house wearing one Ugg boot and one Croc! OMG!

How does Bluetooth work and does it hurt your teeth?

How did people text before there was cell phones?

I'm so close with my BFF that we can communicate with nothing but emojis - I'm not talking about with phones, I mean in real life!

How does my email know to go to both my phone and my computer? Does email ever get lost?

I have yoga pants in every color, for every occaision, and for any kind of butt day I might be having.

Do they made yoga skirts?

All you really need in life is a great BFF, some good yoga pants, a super attitude, and a few thousand dollars.

I love my BFF so much. She always knows when I NEED some froyo and a puff-paint note.

Do they sell 'baby smell' perfume?

I'm hungry but it's not 'food hungry,' it's more like 'candy hungry.'

Why don't they make a '1.07' dollar bill so I can buy stuff off the dollar menu without using change?

I bought this pink paint to do my bedroom but it's more of a blanched coral once it's on the wall. BUMMER!

I'm going to show my love for all of my followers with way more makeup tips. Enjoy everybody!

How do really tall people get haircuts?